President of Tumblr University

Achievement unlocked: discovered piece of media at exact right time in your life to experience maximum peak emotional impact and infatuation

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

crazy that you can meet heterosexual people on the internet. im so used to gay people in my phone. sometimes there are straight people in my phone too. big news if true.

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

“What to do with this information”: kick ass at hangman

Also useful for simple codebreaking and decoding an unhashed simple letter cypher.

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

thinking about what would have happened if we voted to behead strange aeons. Would strange become napoleon or are there fucking alternate endings to Dashcon?????

this is a choose your own adventure convention

Slay (literal)

Me and my kismesis ♠️

the worst part about attending Dashcon 2 is that I found out that the Tumblr community is actually really cool and now I have to use Tumblr

now you're trapped here forever. sorry.