go forth and make mischief

people in fiction are always making plans like "how about tuesday?" and then leaving without elaborating. what time? where? do you even have each other's numbers? deeply stressful

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

weezer....

weezer turn around i cant see you

face me weezer.

i went to tautology island and i was there visiting the island

there are’m only 23 types of people in the world

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[leftistly] [secularly] having sex causes a hard to quantify but unmistakable change in your personality and being that can be detected by others. Having sex for the first time imbues you with qualities and deep understandings that you did not have in your pre-sex state.

Tumblr user standing at the front of the classroom picking petals off of roses and crumpling and uncrumpling paper and showing you that the tape is never the same amount of sticky again after being used: -except I think this is a good thing