Heinous Princess of Undeath (✿^‿^)

saw a picture of some youtuber's shitty looking homemade pizza that made me so mad i ended up biting my finger until it broke skin which is aboutwhere im at in terms of emotional regulation right now

feeds you stew that makes you a fox for a day

i like when i bite people and you can see the ways my teeth are a little crooked in the bite mark because it's like if i had a unique signature sort of like what im supposed to do at the bank and stuff except i actually just scribble the pen up and down and dont have a signature because they dont actually care about that kind of thing being consistent at all and it's all a lie so maybe they should let me bite cheques and stuff so i can pretend i know how to sign my name. actually i dont think ive had to write a cheque in like seven years because i dont have money and i dont go to the bank except to get coins for the laundry machine. its kind of convenient because i didnt have to change my signature when my name started being lena actually. maybe if i become famous someday i can find a new shape to become my signature but also i think id be too self conscious to make an autograph plus what if they use it to go to the bank and say hi im lena you can tell because i dont know how to sign my name and they go oh youre the girl that doesnt know how to do anything ever, yes come right this way to the vault we keep all your stuff in and then they steal my coins for laundry machines. being famous sounds scary actually.