sincerely useful phrases for dealing with intrusive thoughts:
"wouldn't that be fucked up or what?"
"anyway I'm Rod Stirling."
"and what if the world was made of pudding?"
"calm down edgelord."
"kind of cringe, not gonna lie"
"not canon"

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sincerely useful phrases for dealing with intrusive thoughts:
"wouldn't that be fucked up or what?"
"anyway I'm Rod Stirling."
"and what if the world was made of pudding?"
"calm down edgelord."
"kind of cringe, not gonna lie"
"not canon"

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Reblog if you’re part of a hostile nation that’s declared war on Australia
Oh my god though guys you don’t know the best thing! The best thing is: he’s right.
The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands is a micronation near Australia. This is their flag:
The Gay Kingdom (as it is colloquially known) was founded in 2004 in protest against Australia’s legal stance against same-sex marriage.
Here are some of their stamps:
They are currently ruled by Emperor Dale I, and their currency is the Pink Dollar.
And, indeed - they declared war on Australia for not recognizing same-sex marriages performed outside the country. (Second link.)
You’re telling me there has been a Gay Island this ENTIRE TIME and I’m only just finding out about it????
WHAT
okay, but not enough people know the details on this. people at pride were upset about gay rights in australia. so they decided to sail 200 miles into the coral sea just ‘cause and put a rainbow flag on a fucking empty island out of spite. and i’m talking empty. no inhabitants. zero. it was a flat piece of land with a bit of dry grass. now it has a camp site and a post office.
they have a declaration of independence that talks a bit about gay rights and then just flat out copies the “life liberty and the pursuit of happiness” part from the american declaration of independence. and here’s the best part: the founding group actually elected their emperor. he was originally going to be called the “administrator” of a republic. their website, however, says that “upon legal advice, his title was changed to that of Sovereign on the grounds that under Australian law a defacto prince trying to claim his crown cannot be charged with treason”. so they made it a kingdom and he now claims to be a descendent of edward ii.
everything about this is glorious and everyone should know about it.
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Not one of you mentioned that the anthem for this nation is I Am What I Am by Gloria Gaynor. Not. One. Of. You.
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read
Highlights from the timeline via wikipedia as this thread is from 2017:
As previously mentioned, the idea originated at Pride (Brisbane 2003) in reaction to punitive anti-marriage legislation
“On the 14th day of June 2004, at this highest point in the Coral Sea, Emperor Dale Parker Anderson raised the gay rainbow flag and claimed the islands of the Coral Sea in his name as homeland for the gay and lesbian peoples of the world. God Save our King!”
The campsite/capital Heaven was named after the London nightclub
War was declared on Australia in September 2004
The aforementioned stamps were issued in July 2006 “with the aim of creating a high and distinctive reputation amongst the philatelic fraternity”
They were never recognized legally/internationally as a micronation (and in fact Anderson refused to attend a conference in 2010 because they weren’t actually trying to be a sovereign nation)
In Feb 2017, Abetz was objecting to the flag of a “hostile nation” being flown
The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands was dissolved in November 2017 (when same-sex marriage was legalized)
Do you know this movie soundtrack? #112
I like it and have heard it before
I like it and it sounds familiar
I like it and haven't heard it before
I don't like it and have heard it before
I don't like it and it sounds familiar
I don't like it and haven't heard it before
dave era rimster wedding do you guys see the vision
anyone know any episodes off the top of their heads of rimmer and lister side profile facing each other s10 onwards... for research purposes... /hj
Presented as requested, but with no pressure to do anything with it... :)
Granted, Rimmer's face isn't the most appropriate given the intended use, but its probably the best you're gonna get from these two, lol
"Sir, do you take Mr. Ri-"
"Somebody may as well."
"And you, sir-"
"Yes, yes, I suppose."
"Oh, joyous day, sirs!"
Also it's accidentally bigamy because of that one time they got married on Mimas that they forgot about.
(I'm trying to find the post but I can't because why would I be able to search my own blog?? nonsense.)
I know round umreon is canon, but long-boy angular umbreon lives rent-free in my head forever

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Do you know this TV Show Song? #21
I know the song and the show
I know the song but not the show
I know the show but not the song
I may know this
I have never heard this
Female Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beard
Child Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beards
Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beards
They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.
Terry Pratchett really knew how to make het ships, huh?
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I’m so glad to find another fan of both Discworld and Dungeon Meshi, they really are particularly similar.
Photos from Darkness Emergent featuring Mark Meer's Nosferatu character (incredible make up!) and the cast of LA by Night!
From Mark Meer's Instagram page
(Can anyone confirm for me please if Luis played Nines at this LARP? Thank you!)
Is 'Xander says he did' enough confirmation? I don't have anything otherwise, but I'm pretty sure when Xander did his Darkness Emergent recap last week he said Luis played Nines.
Originally drew this for Mexican Independence Day + Bi Visibility Day last year but I never posted it so happy pride month instead !
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this is huge… a three chair event
everyone wants thaisha
(as per @trailertrashgrog’s suggestion vol 2)
@do-you-have-a-flag and i discuss: the boyz from the dwarf run across the hail mary, with strong 'how the hell are you doing that' vibes coming from both directions.
the cat burns all of grace's science shirts. grace is initially distraught, but it's okay. the cat has replaced his wardrobe with far more fabulous items from the cat's own cast-offs. [this will cause problems later given the cat's absolutely snatched waist.] grace is like oh um no thank you, this is awkward, i really don't-- IS THAT REAL WOOL? the cat is like obviously 😾do i look like a guy who touches polyester?
kryten sees the living quarters aboard the hail mary and goes catatonic. then he comes back online. then his head explodes. grace and rocky are horrified. rocky accuses grace of being so utterly filthy he killed their new robot friend. lister says not to worry, they've got a spare head back on the dwarf.
rimmer is INSUFFERABLE about the existence of aliens being proven. he then declares himself acting general of the human defence army against the invading eridians. grace explains that it's just him and rocky and they're actually on their way to rocky's planet, not the other way around. rimmer quickly declares himself the leader of the human colonisation of erid project, and claims erid in the name of humanity. lister declares that they should just ignore him.
lister, inexplicably, walks around in the eridian atmosphere just fine. rimmer is hysterical and sure he'll die, but refuses to enter the atmosphere, despite being indestructible.
they discover that lister can do this when he gets hungry, wanders off, and they find him munching on rocky's food in a xenonite tunnel. grace is gobsmacked. "how can you do that." "aw, it's not so bad. me gran's old flat smelled like cat piss. really takes me back, actually." "that's not - i don't - okay." grace has a breakdown. then, "... what does eridian food taste like tho." "kinda like gran's burnt kippers, actually."
holly hits on mary. mary wasn't sentient before, but the power of lesbianism awakens her. she declares that she is running away with holly. grace explains that he and rocky will die if she does that. she says she doesn't care. grace pulls the dead crewmates card. she begrudgingly agrees to stay onboard. technically, she did kill them. holly is like aw come on, as if it was your fault 🙄
lister makes grace a triple fried egg butty with chili sauce and chutney and grace bursts into tears. rimmer gets weird and possessive and claims HE was the first person lister ever made a triple fried egg butty with chili sauce and chutney for. lister says that is NOT true, wtf? rocky comments that this is the most disgusting food-related human activity he's been witness to yet, and rimmer interprets this as a threat against his life and again attempts to declare war on erid.
rocky corners kryten and demands the technology used to make rimmer hardlight and immortal For Reasons. kryten politely informs rocky that they only have one lightbee capable of sustaining hardlight, and rimmer's using it. rocky says that's not really a problem then, is it? kryten thinks for a moment, then agrees.
the shirt that sets off The Cat's turn to arson in an enclosed spaceship environment?
holly hits on mary. mary wasn't sentient before, but the power of lesbianism awakens her.
Do you know how much I enjoy fandom's ongoing love for fem!Holly and how much it feels like she's the primary Holly despite the disparity in screen time? DO YOU?
(it's a lot)
genuine question why you making that "humans are adorable" post even though humanity do horrible things such as genocide, racism, discrimination, ableism, sexism, rape, sexual abuse, and more?
i thought you aware on how awful people can be since judging from things you reblog you are aware of ongoing genocide and witnessing autistic children abused for their condition
Every day I choose to believe that every human being is fundamentally the same. That every adult was once a child, that every child had fears and hopes and joys, and every person desires to live happily and free of pain.
This does not absolve them of their cruelties. This does not condone or minimize their transgressions. This simply is to say, "I too could become monstrous: what would it take to push me there, and how could I prevent it, and if I could not prevent it, how could I stop?"
I believe that to be human is to be an animal like any other. I believe that we are not evil. Because if I believed that humanity was evil, fundamentally cruel, and incapable of better, what hope would I have? What purpose? What life could I live, as a plague surrounded by plagues?
I don't believe that people are good because I have not seen evil actions. I believe that people are good because I have to.
Do you understand?
I must believe in humanity. I must believe in kindness. I must believe in good, and change, and positive intent.
Because otherwise, I'd have nothing to live for.
Because otherwise, all I would have is myself, and self-loathing, and decades of existence in all directions, and a hopeless wasteland to spend it in.
I am not an individual naturally inclined towards trust. This takes effort. This is a survival strategy
was thinking about if i shipped any of the companions. i guess the answer is yes

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happy pride month red dwarf fandom heres a pride flag color picked from the kiss from blue
(thank you colour directors of this show for inserting some super not subtle gay lighting in this scene)
not exactly rpf but I have a theory that murph’s characters are always the fandom’s favourite to write smut about (barring neverafter)
Somebody crunch the numbers ☕️
On a very basic level, filtering the Dimension 20 AO3 tag to Explicit only and looking at the top 10 characters who are tagged in these fics gives the following:
Maxwell Gotch (Murph)
Torse (NPC - Brennan)
Figueroth Faeth (Emily)
Fabian Aramais Seacaster (Lou)
Gorgug Thistlespring (Zac)
Adaine Abernant (Siobhan)
Marya Junková (Emily)
Riz Gukgak (Murph)
Evan Kelmp (Brennan)
Sundry Sidney (Emily)
For Murph: Maxwell (120) and Riz (68) = 188 fics. For Brennan: Torse (89) and Evan (54) = 63 fics. For Emily: Fig (88) and Marya (80) and Sid (54) = 222 fics. For Lou: Fabian has 86 fics. For Zac: Gorgug has 82 fics. For Siobhan: Adaine has 91 fics.
While Murph's characters' numbers are certainly respectable, and Maxwell is the most paired-off individual character, Emily's characters have him beat on this preliminary analysis.
This is making the assumption that fics rated E are rated as such for sexual content rather than high-level violence, and that a character being tagged in one means they are involved in the smut. These assumptions are both extremely broad and potentially incorrect, but I've had a really long day and I'm tired. If anyone wants me to go deeper (I have thoughts about examining the top pairings, which tell a very different story), let me know and I'll try to come up with a more robust test soon!
A final note to Murph fans: if these results are disappointing, one of the most recent fics at the above link is Big Barry Syx/Maxwell Gotch/Theobald Gumbar. Do with that information what you will.