It doesn't LOOK smart

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa

People not liking the "cat distribution system" trend because "what if they are just outdoor cats" to me is like. Okay maybe you shouldn't have left your cat outdoors 🤷‍♂️

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

the one negative impact of Project Hail Mary is that gay people on tumblr don’t think of Ryan Gosling as the guy from “hey girl I mean they” anymore

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

I think most of the parents would love Steve but I like the idea of Max’s mom being the exception. For whatever reason she kinda never started trusting Steve but immediately loved Eddie. Max gets in trouble at school and Eddie picks her up? He can say “don’t worry we had a chat about why that wasn’t okay!” and she’ll thank him and invite him in for cookies. Max gets injured and Steve picks her up? She gives him the side eye she can’t help it.

“Roses are red, violets are blue, why do you hate me Susan, what did I do”

wire son and cloth son

Do you thuink maybe one day we're gonna stop moralizing social skills

Every day people will describe some autistic shit & be like "this is selfish annoying and perhaps ontologically evil why don't you just stop doing that? Here's how to train yourself out of doing that. Everyone hates you and it's your fault for not being normaler" hey now hey now

It's always some shit about a nebulous group of Weird Nerds and their masturbatory intellectualism in place of ~real human connection~ like oh my god. Do you hear yourself. They never say the word autistic they just start posting about, like. Autism spectrum diagnostic criteria

The thing is, like, yeaugh Social Skills are learnable to a certain degree & they're called that because people hate it when you're bad at them. But the masking tutorials giving you like scripts for what to say when you catch yourself infodumping or whatever are so depressing. I hate this sorry. Maybe we don't have to modify our behavior for people who hate us maybe we can relax for two seconds. Maybe being a little chatty isn't the end of the fucking world just because it's pathologizable?

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽