Fat girl on a Unicorn

Bobcat girls: No. They are conning newbs into doing their chorse and we should not stand for this. 

Felix: Uh, what IS he doing other than just standing there? Pick your own flowers. 

Mrs. Holdsworth: She is 102 years old and helps save us all the time. Emphatic YES. 

Marley: This poor dude is so picked on by his older brother he just wants people to ride horses and be happy. T_T. Yes. 

Barney: Dude thinks its hilarious when you go around scaring rodents with a vuvuzula. You know what? So do I. Def help. 

Rania: She is a precious gemstone and I would hand her my own kidney if she needed it. Yes. 

The janitor: This is your job ya rude dude, why am I picking up trash? No. 

James: You scratch his back he’ll scratch yours. Sure. 

That bitchy lady in Aideens Plaza: She wants you to cover some sweet ass art? No way. She can pound sand. 

Conrad: That dude has a tong embedded in his leg. He needs all the help he can get. 

Emma: Perfect beautiful golden girl who just loves life. If you don’t help her I will find you -_-

Martine: Lady I am not one of your 8 kids get THEM to do this crap. Specially with your ‘tude.