On every1 we luv, WE are eating Risotto Nero butt

My first ever post yayy! I actually don't know how to rlly use tumblr icl 💔 but hope you guys enjoy this silly hc scenario thingy 🥹🥹

Risotto ::

Stays in the shade, gets sun burnt REALLY easily

People are either trying to hit on him (me) or back away from him because he looks like a 6'7 big beefy giant that'll prolly crush your head if you insulted him

Just likes to sit and watch, sometimes falls asleep and finds himself turned into a sand merman (caused by formaggio & melone maybe LOL)

Prosciutto ::

Puts a shit ton of sunscreen, he's not getting burnt today yo

Refuses to step in the sand barefooted since he's scared of stepping onto something funny

Usually making sure everyone is safe and has sunscreen on, laughs when they don't listen and get sun burnt

Illuso ::

HATES the beach

Sun is too bright and hot for him he can't stand it at ALL, you'll always find him finding something cold to cool him down (not ghiaccio his hair might as well gets freezed off)

Like prosciutto he applies a fuck ton of sunscreen

Gets hit on by both guys and gals

Formaggio ::

Likes to hit on girls at the beach (usually unsuccessful)

Tans without sunscreen then comes out red after, has crazy tan lines LOL

Likes to bury his teammates under sand (with the help of melone)

Melone ::

Likes to people watch (either observantly or sexually)

He needs sunscreen his sunburn is genuinely horrible he'll come out redder then a tomato bro

Sometimes builds sand castles with pesci and buries his fellow teammates under stand with formaggio LOL

Thinks about hitting on others but he's too much of a wuss

Ghiaccio ::

Beach hater n2

Usually uses white album to cool himself off and likes to watch as the rest of the group suffers in the heat, he doesn't bother to help unless hes in a good mood

WILL complain about every slight flaw or inconvenience in the beach, like the crowd is too loud or big, or the water isn't cooling enough, or the sun is too bright and hurts his eyes. Either way he'll complain about something

Pesci ::

Likes to play in the water

Also likes to build sand castles, melone joins him sometimes

Absolutely LUVS the beach, if he could he would get a house with a beach view or just live at the beach LOL

Hyperfixating on a jojo character does interesting things to your music taste.

BROTATTTOOOOOO YOUR BACCKKKKK AAHHHHHHHHH

FLOPPING ON THE FLOOR AND VIGOURUSLY SHAKING MY TONGUE

It's alright you don't post dude take your time brah it's not your first responsibility to do this 😛🫰

You're supaaaa cool too dude and I luv being ur moottiee patootie as well we can always talk 😼 Lil Rizzy doing gooodddd Here's a sticker of him for you he was like burying himself in my blankets and fell asleep like this idk what his issue his tbh 🥀💔