i'll defy the laws of nature and come out alive

i recognize that my body would probably benefit from such as a yoga or pilates class but. well. not to be an edgelord but i need like yoga for assholes or something. i am from massachusetts and the vibe at these things puts me directly into fight or flight mode. why are you acting like this let me out let mE OUT

You need to go to a spin class and seethe at the instructor

i recognize that my body would probably benefit from such as a yoga or pilates class but. well. not to be an edgelord but i need like yoga for assholes or something. i am from massachusetts and the vibe at these things puts me directly into fight or flight mode. why are you acting like this let me out let mE OUT

You need to go to a spin class and seethe at the instructor

clarification: by "long-ass" i mean 20 hours at absolute minimum. i need audiotomes. i need books so long that the absolute terror that libby will automatically return them before i finish, and i will then have to put them back on hold and desperately hope i still have any idea what was going on in them when the holds come back in, keeps me going on my project. i just finished Assassin's Quest by Robin Hobb which is 38 hours long in three days. if i didn't already have very specific plans for War and Peace i'd give that a go. i want long.

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

well. as it turns out. it is entirely possible to finish a 38 hour audiobook in three days if you are Insane enough

It is a truth universally acknowledged that BREAD +2 if you also have SOUP.

rereading The Picture of Dorian Gray and i will be rotating Lord Henry in my mind for the next 500 years. thank you

the best kind of guy to pin to a card and study under a microscope is the kind where 90% of the time you're going "what the fuck is wrong with him what the FUCK" and 10% of the time it's like unexpectedly looking directly into one of those 10× magnification mirrors or perhaps coming face to face with a grotesque portrait of oneself