Unmarketable Plushie

yknow what i hate cory doctorow. enshittification is an awful term that feels like eating week old compost out of a sharps disposal bin. autological fucking word. degradation. humiliation. cheapening. indignity. bare-faced exploitation. so many words and you coin en-shit-if-ic-ation. thanks for degrading degradation you prick

the psychic torment of north american societal decline being increasingly described in terms of poop butt by a smarmy floundering comedian/journalist/author/lobbyist whos too much of a hack to even say fuck live on air

This was based on a nightmare I had. I was at this party in a huge building everything was dimly lit, it was a solo cups and shitty sheet cake type of function, I hated everyone else there. I kept seeing her in the shadows, doorways or in the corner of my eye, and I'd watch her lead people into the dark or strike when the lights cut out, killing someone, and I felt horrified and entirely helpless to stop it, and any time she would be able to kill me, she instead marked part of my body with a yellow highlighter, like a kind of game. Her eyes spun around at weird uneven angles like a chameleon and they didn't blink. She talked in rearranged canned lines from a GPS system with a british accent and something like IBM 7094, singing the song Daisy Bell once or twice, her voice was really crackly unless she was saying things directly from the GPS like "turn left" or "exit." she eventually used this to lure me outside the building after killing everyone else, where I kissed her in the moonlight.

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

how fake slowburn enjoyers look at you when you hit them with that "watamote eventually genre shifts to yuri"

knowledge of the chapter number where watamote really starts shifting into yuri shouldn't be shared because everyone who asks for it has unworthy intentions and everyone who can be trusted with it doesn't care

though right now this circus and its monkeys do not belong to me I expect faaather has placed them in his inheritance to come into my hands upon his demise, and he has been... rather sallow as of late. Mhmhmhm~

who posted a screenshot of this on reddit? who did it? go fucknyoursef every day please. you fucking asshole.

hey um :/ just wanted to let you know that... while this self defense class is accepting of all identities and walks of life, leadership did noticed your fireball projectile was purple and it made a lot of community members feel unsafe and uncomfortable, and so I'm sorry but I'm going to have to ask for you to not return.

It happened like a few weeks ago now but the way that hbomberguy pulled out the classic transmisogyny of pedojacketing and callouts to condemn and punish Patricia Taxxon when she so much as alluded to the way he underpayed and took advantage of her to score his big, popular, successful videos is just, like, a textbook example of this. A young woman- a teenager!- is used for artistic labor, but because she's transfem, autistic, furry, the people using her can rally a mob to chase her out of public life, censor her, and people will comply. People openly acknowledged that, yes, she was underpaid, but they find that justifiable in the face of her being a disgusting degenerate dangerous sexual deviant! a community of alleged "leftists" gathered to defend a labor rights violation when the victim is a tranny. this is what transmisogyny is for.