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Link to the pdf of the tool kit

The non-kosher and non-halal paintings are a smash hit! After much, much debate between religious scholars, we have come to the conclusion that there is simply no consensus on whether our enchanted meals break kosher/halal or not. Therefore, we have decided to simply supply guests with a pamphlet written by our focus group of religious scholars, and guests can decide for themselves whether shellfish counts as shellfish if it's technically made out of oil paint.

Next week we will be unveiling our newest masterpiece: the Butcher's Picnic! For this painting, we commissioned a local environmentalist and animal rights activist, who assures us that all of the materials in this piece are 100% plant and mineral based. Indulge in a gorgeous array of barbeque, roasts, burgers, fried meat, stews, steaks, and tartare while confident in the knowledge that absolutely no animals were harmed in the making of this feast.

Ever wanted to eat a food that will kill you? Well, now you can! Come visit our Poison Table, which boasts a carefully curated array of deadly mushrooms, berries, and vegetables. Patrons may not spend more than 10 minutes at the Poison Table per day. ABSOLUTELY NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.

Starting this week, patrons must sign a waiver agreeing that any negative results from their own allergies are entirely their responsibility. That said, we have updated our allergy protocol! All patrons here to circumvent a serious allergy must alert gallery staff to said allergy before indulging, so that we can yank them out if things get too serious. Please also alert us if you have a Fantasy EpiPen. We have also explained the signs of anaphylactic shock to all of the figures who live in our paintings and they've agreed to be on the lookout.

“Back in my day we didn’t have any of these childhood protective things, we were smart enough not to do stupid shit on our own!” Except your little neighbour, who got the funniest idea at the age of seven, and got his skull pierced when he slipped?

“Back in my day nobody got divorced, we stuck together and fixed our problems!” What about your cousin, who was slowly killed by her husband because she had nowhere to escape him?

“Back in my day nobody had ‘mental problems’, we didn’t whine, we just toughed it out and endured life!” Hey remember that guy you used to work with, who seemed really friendly and normal, and then suddenly hanged himself ‘for no reason’?

“Back in my day we didn’t have any of this ‘gay’ or ‘transgender’ thing.” You did, but your family cut all ties with her before you were born.

Getting a spell that changes the way you're engaging in a massed battle, like, Control Weather or Move Earth back every day means that that's just a thing you do, rather than a resource you're managing. If you want those to be resources you have to manage, they need to come back on a slower timescale.

Dungeon game resources can also be managed similarly, if camping in the dungeon is part of the game. You might have some things that come back when you camp in the dungeon, some that you have to surface to recover, and some that you have to go all the way back to town to recover (certain consumables work that way, although the old-school practice of making all magic items, including consumables, found rather than bought kinda negates that)

Joesky tax:

Random encounter: The Waxen Merchant: An animated lifelike wax statue of an elf. An itinerant merchant who follows an odd path, sometimes repeating a set path, sometimes changing it in response to its divination.

Acts kinda distant. Sometimes acts very robotic, following premade programming, sometimes acts like its in a dream; switches between the two frequently. Sells elven wares that are good enough to impress those without fine discernment but no weapons or armor, 1d4 random magical potions, all of which taste of honey, and also whatever the last customer sold.