nicole

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

i think after some longer time apart when they finally meet and get to bed, ilya pushes inside shane and. just breaks. starts sobbing right into shane’s shoulder blades from how much he missed him and his body and his presence and his shaney and how much it kills him to be apart and the whole song and dance they’re having to deal with.

can't get over having "is one of the most popular Men’s Hockey RPF writers on Archive of Our Own, with over two million words and twice the page views of the next most popular writer" as your author bio on Penguin Random House dot com. girl at any point as you sat there collating other writers' page views did you doubt yourself or

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

so dorky and so erotic that shane hollander has a TRIPOD for facetime sex its so fucking good it makes me crazyyyyy

no sorry but…im perverted about a lot of things but something about the combination of exhibitionism and shanes lowered inhibitions is like a juicy fruity cocktail of sosogood to me. like the first few times i bet he was shy about it but to be at the point where hes got a TRIPOD…..hes like well if im gonna spit on it while im jerking and two fingers deep im gonna need both hands and its gotta look sexy. only practical really. SHANE HOLLANDER!!!!!!!!!!

dont delete your zero note post. i will be there in 15 hours.