shit posts

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

no way i just saw people in tiktok comments crying screaming throwing up at the idea of aslan being a jesus figure. worsties the lion literally dies to save edmund (the sinner) and then rises from the dead. he tells the pevensies he can be found under a different name in our world. what else could this have meant

A second 'Soldier Poet King' has hit the tiktok.

never seen that show but I did watch it on tumblr

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a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug

i meant samaritan you jackasses i was typing with one hand bc i was putting on one of the temporary tattoos and it got autocorrected

gosh i love subways. more methods of transportation should involve being enveloped by the earth

the sickness at the heart of the modern world is that when we need to get to the other side of the planet we go the long way around on planes instead of dropping some sort of capsule down a tunnel that cuts through the earth's core

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

it fucken WIMDY

At some point will I be banned for the crime of becoming a girl. Then wimdy shall be no more.

oh fuck yes

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

moms are like Btw want to hear about this local news story that will make you fear for your life before you go out

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

she touch my yippee till i yay

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207