shit posts

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

something very intimate about how slow this machine is moving. feels tender and loving

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

btw it is sexy and cool to uplift and admire people who have skills you wish you had without using their ability as a stick to beat yourself with. even and especially if you are jealous of them.

the first time shane hears about that numbing throat spray he's scandalized because what the mean you're cheating at blowjobs. those are literally performance enhancing drugs i had to WORK to get my skills and you think you can just spray your throat and get the same result??? Ref bench this guy for the season !!

Havelock Vetinari should be the next tumblr sexyman

trying to calculate which part of your godforsaken body you should aim to preserve while choosing a sleeping position on any given night

Can I say something. It's always the fancy foods that get infested with something. Oh boar's head is on recall. Taylor farms gives you diarrhea. Well I buy Great Value 95% of the time and you know what I don't get sick from it. Does it always taste good? no. But do I acquire an illness? Also no. It's just like with clothing. You can't convince me anything made in the past 5 years is as sturdy as Crappy Old T Shirt From Goodwill. broke loser dykes win forever