shit posts

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

it fucken WIMDY

At some point will I be banned for the crime of becoming a girl. Then wimdy shall be no more.

oh fuck yes

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

moms are like Btw want to hear about this local news story that will make you fear for your life before you go out

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

she touch my yippee till i yay

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

for example nothing

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do

cream cheese bagel ending explained

cream cheese bagel ending explained explained