shit posts

it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this

fortunately you can cool, loud, and weird your way into closeness

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

dropout is crazy where else am i gonna see a nonbinary comedian smoke from a bong filled with whiskey

I've decided to be normal from now on

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

on july 4th 1776, america was founded. this has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

cemeteries aren’t creepy they’re actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

louis to lestat: please help me i know i didn't call when you were shot but i really need to know if this girl i've been paying to roleplay our dead daughter is actually her meanwhile armand to daniel: would u ever want to hang out like socially

"oh? this gun hanging on the wall?", she chuckled narratively.

why did this post get 2000 notes overnight. bad feeling about my wall

gun's gone.

She chuckled narratively and plotted down the stairs.

Chuckles Narratively is the name of my clown fic protagonist