shit posts

a single, solitary, earth-shattering note thunders across the battlefield like a tsunami.

I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

So this was actually the sound of my car getting stolen

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[ID: a photo of the kitten Belphegor perched on the edge of a bath tub. His facial markings and expression makes him appear wretched or despondent. /end ID]

he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

*making small talk on a date* yeah tumblr has been really into the word ontological recently

*continuing the topic despite all social cues* it’s usually as a denomination of “evil”, but there are other things that are ontological

*remembering it’s polite to ask the date questions about themself* do you have any favorite things that are ontological?