shit posts

Pride should have special festival food specifically for pride. Its always hot as balls in June so there should be special pride Lemonade we make every year. Something with some cute symbolism.

and it should be FREE

"cats are incapable of love" cats understand affectionate bothering, something it takes years-long relationships to develop between humans

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this

fortunately you can cool, loud, and weird your way into closeness

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

dropout is crazy where else am i gonna see a nonbinary comedian smoke from a bong filled with whiskey

I've decided to be normal from now on

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

on july 4th 1776, america was founded. this has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.