shit posts

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

Maybe y’all should just stop watching marvel shows and movies

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

Pride should have special festival food specifically for pride. Its always hot as balls in June so there should be special pride Lemonade we make every year. Something with some cute symbolism.

and it should be FREE

"cats are incapable of love" cats understand affectionate bothering, something it takes years-long relationships to develop between humans

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this

fortunately you can cool, loud, and weird your way into closeness

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now