shit posts

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

something very intimate about how slow this machine is moving. feels tender and loving

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

btw it is sexy and cool to uplift and admire people who have skills you wish you had without using their ability as a stick to beat yourself with. even and especially if you are jealous of them.

the first time shane hears about that numbing throat spray he's scandalized because what the mean you're cheating at blowjobs. those are literally performance enhancing drugs i had to WORK to get my skills and you think you can just spray your throat and get the same result??? Ref bench this guy for the season !!

Havelock Vetinari should be the next tumblr sexyman