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i will remove this as my pinned post when they remove the homophobic & transphobic laws passed by the previous government

tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

official they can't win against us all post

notice how they pause instead of all-out running? rat want grab-toss. they are playing a game! and pausing to make sure human has time to grab them and gently toss like the football!

If I was a rat I would enjoy this too

i don’t need to say it

don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture

my biggest Complete Bullshit team was the mushroom in the temple of space, which was literally tighnari, furina, yaoyao, and a token level 50 kaveh. it took so fucking long but it worked.

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

It's always funny when you're deliberately making a strawman and someone decides to walk up to you and go "yeah that's me!", but this one is especially funny because I was making a strawman of two different kinds of people (people who will insist that any latino with opinions on US imperialism is presumably white and ignorant of the realities of systemic racism, vs. people who will immediately deploy blatantly racialized bigotry against the same latinos), and then this guy decided to walk into my inbox like "haha yeah I'm both of those!!"

everytime you try to make the worst guy the universe will one up you

Funniest thing I have seen in 2020

Ok but legit the funniest part of this is that the cat just knows what he’s about to do before his tongue is even out. He’s done this more than once. A lot more.