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you are the official gay hungarian! you gain nothing but misery.

EMERGENCY - ITS AUTO ENABLED!

so for some reason this feature was actually announced on the tumblr engineering blog. interesting choice not to reblog it to the staff or tumblr blog, esp considering they asked for user input on how to implement it, but i suppose considering the response to the last update maybe the replies would be too overwhelming...

I’m trying to get the boys I coach to stop saying “I’m gonna kms” after every little inconvenience (it’s my fault tbh) and last night my goalie missed an easy shot and screamed he’s gonna run away to Africa, become a National Geographic photographer and win the Wildlife Photographer of the Year award.

Holy shit!!!!!!! HUNGARY DID IT!!!!

Oh here we go. What new fucking gender is that flag in your bio

PSA: if you are out looking for wild strawberries, be careful not to pick the nefarious fake strawberry instead. easily distinguishable by its yellow flowers if there are still flowers around (real strawberries have white flowers). unlike real strawberries, this one grows upwards instead of hanging down by its stem, and the seeds on the fruit stick out like little pins. like this:

Why so pretty if not yummy D:

this is exactly why i'm trying to spread the word 🙂‍↕️

PSA: if you are out looking for wild strawberries, be careful not to pick the nefarious fake strawberry instead. easily distinguishable by its yellow flowers if there are still flowers around (real strawberries have white flowers). unlike real strawberries, this one grows upwards instead of hanging down by its stem, and the seeds on the fruit stick out like little pins. like this:

Why so pretty if not yummy D:

HMMM they're not in the same genus, so that makes it less likely but not impossible. that's as far as my knowledge on plant hybridization goes however. further googling gave me a single reddit thread from 6 years ago with a whopping three comments, by someone who might have crossbred them accidentally. but it would probably just produce disappointing strawberries at first, you'd need to selectively breed them for quite a while.