You're someone to me

op change ur fucking url

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

whatever happens it’s so important that we’re funny about it. Above all else commit to the bit

Prime directive

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

This is the only website where I routinely see people say things like “oh this reminds me of something I recently saw from the 1200s”

when housecats are small its awesome and when theyre big its also awesome. the bigger or smaller a cat is, the better. but there's also something so alluring about a perfectly average cat. you can't go wrong

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

Link to ImpactCounter for more info: https://www.impactcounter.com/dashboard created by Prof Brooke Nichols (infectious disease mathematical modeler) at Boston University

DOGE did not save any money whatsoever; in fact it’s estimated that the government will lose between $21 and $500 billion. the adage that you need to spend money to make money isn’t just empty words; when you invest in your population, you will get far more out of it than what you put in. every time.