You're someone to me

die girlies reading this 🥰

oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

posts that make you feel like a crumb or perhaps a pea

croissant seeking behavior