my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

very amused imagining a 24/7 total power exchange dom who controls what their sub reads and they only let them read like james patterson

24/7 total power exchange dom who only lets their cinephile sub watch hallmark movies

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

we dont chaos kill that many people.

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

got an ad on instagram for a group of beatles impersonators that hire out for events and all the comments were asking if they hired them would the paul and john kiss

taz fic called "if there's a degree on his wall, I havent seen it" where barry lied HEAVILY on his resume when applying to the institute and hilarity ensues

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is

nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work

putting this post on every machine from now on thank you

Penwas :(