Scribbly Wibbly Stuff

Home just in time for A N T I Q U E S R O A D S H O W !

Imagine driving in 1915 Paris with a fuckin gargoyle on your Peugeot lol

Cargoyle

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

wow this is so lovely!!

Absolutely flooded with ads for sodding crocs this morning 😒

And articles about Freud. This is my life now, Freud and crocs, crocs and Freud.

Perhaps someone should do a study.

*data voice* computer, load Butt Sluts of Valo II

Do you think he looked up the statisically most consumed porn media and just went down the list?

Probably. Either that or he found some 24th century Porn IMDb and decided to watch Top 100 highest rated in descending order.

Realizing that more than half of Deep Space Nine aired before HIPPA passed explains so much about the way Julian's always walking into staff meetings with "sorry I'm late, Ensign Goldshirt had a very interesting rash" instead of just saying "medical emergency" 😂

This is why DS9 can’t retain a therapist. Between Garak turning up and staring at you for an hour, old blabbermouth Bashir telling the whole of Quark’s about Ensign Traumatised’s nightmares, and the simple fact of O’Brien being there, it’s widely known to be the worst posting in Starfleet.

... did we just solve the mystery of Counselor Telnorri's disappearance? They lived peacefully on the station for all of a week (seemed like a cool post, what problem did others have with it?) and then post-Hard Time Miles O'Brien showed up to their office and three days later Telnorri was handing in their resignation and going on a retreat to Andorian ice wilderness to patch up their mental health?

Poor Telnorri is actually doing good work with O'Brien post "Hard Time", and then a depressed Bashir, struggling with what he saw of "the blight" arrives in their office. That in itself would not be the deal-breaker, but then Sisko asks Telnorri to go and talk to Garak every day while Garak's in the holding cell. Telnorri lasts just over a week then quits Starfleet and never looks back.

LOL. They move to Betazed to explore empathy as a healing tool. Betazed falls to the Dominion.

They become a hermit after that.

Their retreat to the depths of the Vulcan desert is interrupted by a constant series of messages from Ezri Dax: “help, ben is sad”; “help, julian is sad”; “help, worf is sad & thinking i might not be best placed person to help lol”; “is everyone here always so sad”; “cured the tailor lol”.

They send only one anguished reply: "New padd, who dis?"

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

the intimacy of sharing a meal and conversation, of experiencing somatic pleasure in such proximity, and the way that the vulnerability of eating and intaking nourishment colors the conversation and betrays or contextualizes certain emotions or things that were said (or unsaid). yes. very garashir coded <3

When garak talks about Bashir needing to savour his food, hes thinking about edging

Realizing that more than half of Deep Space Nine aired before HIPPA passed explains so much about the way Julian's always walking into staff meetings with "sorry I'm late, Ensign Goldshirt had a very interesting rash" instead of just saying "medical emergency" 😂

This is why DS9 can’t retain a therapist. Between Garak turning up and staring at you for an hour, old blabbermouth Bashir telling the whole of Quark’s about Ensign Traumatised’s nightmares, and the simple fact of O’Brien being there, it’s widely known to be the worst posting in Starfleet.

... did we just solve the mystery of Counselor Telnorri's disappearance? They lived peacefully on the station for all of a week (seemed like a cool post, what problem did others have with it?) and then post-Hard Time Miles O'Brien showed up to their office and three days later Telnorri was handing in their resignation and going on a retreat to Andorian ice wilderness to patch up their mental health?

Poor Telnorri is actually doing good work with O'Brien post "Hard Time", and then a depressed Bashir, struggling with what he saw of "the blight" arrives in their office. That in itself would not be the deal-breaker, but then Sisko asks Telnorri to go and talk to Garak every day while Garak's in the holding cell. Telnorri lasts just over a week then quits Starfleet and never looks back.

LOL. They move to Betazed to explore empathy as a healing tool. Betazed falls to the Dominion.

They become a hermit after that.