WHOAAAA EPIC !!!!!

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

basically what were gonna do is blog

tramp stamp that says all shall be well

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

clap. clap for fat gay women

i get so miserable off that scenario i made up in my head