I THINK I'M HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS.

hey gamers! it’s time to play everyone’s favourite game! it’s called “my cat is displaying worrying symptoms” but specifically we’ll be playing the dlc: “am i looking too much into it? are they all related? what might have brought them on? how long has he been displaying these symptoms? am i a terrible person for not noticing these symptoms? are they even symptoms? are they symptoms of cancer? is it cancer? does my cat have cancer? am i a bad person for not noticing my cat has cancer before now? does he actually have cancer? does my cat have cancer? does my cat have cancer? does my cat have cancer? does my cat h

noticing my cat is a little stiff while moving and since he's 9 years old i figure it's time to start considering arthritis. got him a joint supplement paste that he fucking hates. mixed it in with a lick-e-lix to mask the taste. he happily accepted it. he also has teeth/gum issues that he gets a supplement powder for, which i also mix in with the lick-e-lix/joint supplement paste combo. so now part of his breakfast is a bowl of sludge that's slowly gaining more and more ingredients and becoming more disgusting to mix and look at. but my god does he love it. the cat he loves his sludge. he screams and jumps up on the worktop and slaps my hands if i'm not mixing his sludge fast enough. he becomes violent. he can't get enough of his healthy brown breakfast sludge.