Professional Procrastinator

employment cannot rob my fertile mind of its vivid yaoi scenarios

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

Dude the fact a COELACANTH blog is the one that survived when the rest died off……..

while not a big blog myself i have enough big mutuals and mutuals in law that every once in a while i get to experience the thrill of reblogging an underrated small post and watching it get picked up and launched into the stratosphere

like im not the wizard that casts the curse of 10k notes but i know a guy who knows a guy who knows a wizard ykwim

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

the concept of kunikida's ideals being entirely self made will never not be funny to me. like okay 'rule-following' my ass. this man canonically hates authority and sure he's organized but he also technically does whatever he wants whenever he wants like 80% of the time because he himself came up with his ideals.