Feral

It is perfect!!

yummyummyummyummyummy yummy for piggy

Instructions unclear, he's gonna hit it.

Garak begging to be treated cruelly (because its all he thinks he deserves) and bashir responding with tenderness seems v in-character for them

You gotta feel for Julian in Our Man Bashir. Imagine paying good money to spend the afternoon living out your James Bond fantasy and then a gay lizard breaks in and starts making snide remarks about the interior design. It's indicative of Julian's strength of character that he didn't shoot him earlier. A credit to the medical profession.

Vampire who lives in a sprawling manor in the middle of densely protected woodland bc he's really into bat conservation and he has bat boxes everywhere and he just loves them so much