:^)

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

2000-2002 Saturn SL1

its shorts actualy

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

I love when a character wants to be someone's dog so so bad. Dont mean it in a sexual way (although that can also be a part of it) I mean like. Let me be your loyal companion let me stay by your side give me a purpose in exchange for endless unconditional love let me stop being a person love me like it's my only use. Love me like that's the only thing I was made for. As you can tell. I'm normal.

you press the pedal but tthe car only moves because it wants to