Fine Lizard memes, straight from Orzammar

Tipping culture is so wild to me. It’s like: ‘ so we aren’t going to pay you wages that’s up to the customer to decide if they pay you. And also they might not. Teehee.’ Literally should be illegal btw

Normalise the name Gary

Normalise explaining yourself

I feel like if you couldn’t explain to a Neolithic person what your job is. It’s not a real job

Every workplace has a guy who openly ignores the rules, doesn’t seem to do any work and only occasionally comes to the office. But they’re also so essential in their one niche that the entire place will collapse without them

weirdly got an influx of guest kudos on one of my fics, not sure whats going on there lol

I always wonder who these apply suncream every day people are