Hey Look, A Distraction!

Stew goblin, if your recipe says you need snake milks, you can still make it! You milk a snake by getting him to bite something in a way that lets you collect the venom. That's snake milk!

So what I’m hearing is that if a snake woman has breasts, they’re full of venom.

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

...this is worse than imperial. You have to learn both, and that's absurd.

thank you The Beatles

That’s Queen but yes thank you!

[ID: a picture of the four members of the band Fleetwood Mac pointing at the camera. It’s subtitled “You’re GAY!” /End ID]

[ID: It’s ABBA. its fucking ABBA. /End ID]

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idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

He also explains why you might not recognize the brands at Aldi in a different commercial. Also, in order to fully appreciate the Aldi Cowboy it’s important to know that he delivers all of this information in a voice typically reserved for a narrator explaining how the hero of the story accomplished some Herculean feat, like walking through the desert without rest, food, or water for three days straight.

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