grant me wings! wings to conquer the world!

Girl who allegedly isn't plural: Hey check out my new teck deck (except she's a kiwi so she says tick dick)

girl in her bio died

thbey fucked up her sandwich forever

you're lying in bed really tired from recent activity and hear a "kyooooaaahhhhhhh!!!" sound coming from above you. that's right. rose is playing with toy tie fighters above you

she puts one of them down to hold the other with both hands and starts spinning it. "aaaahhhg!!!!" it falls on your stomach and she imitates the sound of an explosion

ohhh i get it. basically it's like *makes a bunch of explosion noises with my mouth*

"fuck marry kill" is a stupid game. First of all, marriage is evil. Secondly, everyone must die.

"um, no, I don't think we live in some sort of fanservice AU where each house has a device you must strip down to use" I say as I confidently step into the shower fully clothed.

singing careless whisper in the shower while I fantasize about a girl making me beat every classic sonic game in order and crying when I game over for the fifth time in sonic 2

fucking sucks i spent like 500 years in a closet or something and the first person who wields me is more interested in racing than total conquest of the world

I told you, we can conquer the world after we conquer the world grand trophy. now which part of you actually counts as a rear diffuser

beautiful women named things like char love to look longingly at my sword of legend with which I have felled dragons and armies but not conquered a life of peace or simply the feeling that I belong somewhere where someone loves me