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Look idk what to tell you. I'm bisexual. I have ADHD. I obsess over stupid things. What's not to get.

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Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer
he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs
one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel
One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine whoâs a top and whoâs a bottom.
Used the flash to see what all the fucking noise was about
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I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said âwish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radioâ
breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby
*screams of a witch burning at the stake*
THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO
*Gregorian chanting*
13.21
*leper bell ringing*
HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM
*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*
WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES
LITURGIES
AND MORE LITURGIES
*Templar knights praying out loud*
THIS ISNâT THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

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âjune is over so now itâs gay wrath monthâ blah blah reminder that july is disability pride month and is often ignored and disregarded!! funnel that wrath into advocating for your disabled peers and amplifying their voices
Edited to add: Since a lot of people are reblogging this original post, I'm adding the updated version I did that incorporates the intersex circle...
I know intersex people are still getting excluded in a lot of LGBTQIA+ spaces (let alone wider society) and I think it's crucial to show this group is included in the statement that we all deserve equal rights.
Petition to make this our new flag because this looks cool as fuck
"that doesn't sound sincere- it sounds rehearsed" is one of the most devastating and fucked-up statements you can make to anyone in the neurodivergent/ADHD/Autistic/Schizophrenic/Disordered Personality sphere. yeah bitch it's rehearsed. because i wanted to get it right when i said it
Iâve recently discovered how much better life can be when we normalize this. My best friend and I have started saying âhang on, Iâm scriptingâ when we need a minute to mentally rehearse during big conversations (and âbear with me, Iâm doing improvâ when weâve reached the end of our script and start to struggle with words lol)
some advice for people entering their 20s:
-dont go to the emergency room with dental problems. go to the dentist
-bagged greens are cheaper than pre-made salads
-taco bell is NOT worth the money anymore. 1/4 cup mayo, 1/4 cup sour cream, 3 tblspoons pickled jalapenos+2tblspoons of the jar liquid, 2 tsp paprika 1 tsp cumin 1 tsp garlic powder 1 tsp onion powder salt+pepper. all in your blender. creamy jalapeno sauce
-dont quit your job unless you have a bunch of job interviews lined up immediately after
-use resources. food bank, unemployment, housing assistance, financial aid, etc. yes there will be paperwork. but Do It
-dont stay awake longer than 20 hours. you Will start to become impulsive and cranky. resting for 20 minutes is better than trying to stay awake
-for every 2 hours you spend looking up close at screens, spend 20 minutes looking at something far away from you. stretch your wrists a lot
-dont do that yoga stretch where you roll your head around your shoulders. youre grinding down the joints in your neck
-be nice to your friends, bullying them as a joke gets old. if you need a ride somewhere at least offer them gas money
-brush your teeth at any time of the day but especially before you sleep. dont snack in bed if you can help it. make your bed the Clean Teeth Zone. keep floss picks by your bed
-dont tell your boss youre adhd/autism/depression/suicidal. dont trust your coworkers with that. you NEVER know how people will take it and its none of their business
-train your pets to go to the front door when they hear a fire alarm
-get regular oil changes
if you live near an accredited dental school they will have a sliding scale clinic
freeze half of a big meal into smaller portions instead of getting sick of it and letting it go bad, then your freezer has lots of options to thaw for supper
go for a walk when you're stuck on something and can't get anywhere on it
NOTE RE: "don't tell your coworkers you have adhd/autism/etc" - DO tell HR if you have a documented diagnosis. Specifically, ask what you need to do to get workplace accommodations. There is usually a form you have to fill out, but it's not as hard they might want you to think. Completely agree with not telling anyone who isn't legally required to keep it to themself.
And make sure your boss gives them to you! Again, don't disclose the condition. Just say, "Hey, just wanted to remind you that my medical accommodations require me to take a ten minute break every 90 minutes. I'm coming up on that time now, would you rather I go right now or in five minutes?" Doing shit like this will help prevent burnout.
There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that
But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand

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The worst types of cookbook:
The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.
The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...
The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.
The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).
The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!
The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...
The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).
The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.
#the overachiever: make this very time consuming ingredient from scratch even though it'll end up tasting worse than store bought
Amen to this @akasanata. "Now make your puff pastry from scratch". How about noâ¤ď¸
I'm gonna torture Qifrey in so many imaginative ways I can't wait
Just. The more I learn about Catherine of Aragorn the more I can't imagine what she went through.
It's so much deeper than the indignity of being traded in for a younger model. Like there is that, of course, but imagine. Imagine. 4 miscarriages that were far enough along for us to know about, and a baby dead at 6 weeks. I can't imagine that tragedy, much less that tragedy when every single person in England is up your uterus increasingly judging you. She *had* to go through all those miscarriages, there was no room for her to say "I can't lose another baby, I'm done trying", she had to force her body through that because she *needed* to provide an heir. 6 years of that. Before she finally gets Mary. 6 years of that hope and loss and she was doing it for and with Henry, and then for him to tell her that it was all God's Judgement on her?
And. Let's zoom out. Catherine of Aragorn's value is inestimable like she was one of the most well educated women in Europe. She was a Queen she *ruled* she was a regent, she did things for her people, she was a benefit to England, this was her job for basically 2 decades. Being Queen was part of the identity she made for herself at a foreign court. And in the end all of that intelligence, her diplomacy... none of it mattered more than the fact that her womb was not as fertile as could be wished. Imagine what that must have felt like
& Also I just. If she was as pious as she made a show of, I'm sure that the religious aspect was no small issue. I'm sure there was a sincere belief that Henry VIII was damning himself. Imagine thinking that your husband was damning himself because he didn't want to be married to *you* specifically.
We love Anne of Cleves for taking the alimony money and living her best life, but just. The insult. The sheer insult of what that divorce was. It was an affront to everything she fought to make of her life in England. How could Catherine have done anything other than gone to war over it.
on participatory art:
Beethovenâs âHammerklavierâ sonata, first published over two hundreds years ago, is notoriously considered one of the most difficult-to-play piano pieces of all time.
In particular, when Beethoven sent it to his publisher in 1818, he allegedly said, âNow you have a sonata that will keep the pianists busy when it is played 50 years hence!â, and much has been made of the fact that it wasnât publicly performed in its entirety until eighteen years later, by Franz Liszt himself.
Except thatâs a bit of a deceptive statistic. See, when Beethoven published Hammerklavier, public solo piano recitals/concerts werenât really a thing yet. Symphonies, sure; concertos, definitely. But sonatas were âparlorâ musicâa thing played by amateurs, often skilled amateurs, but amateurs nonetheless, in little sitting-rooms for a bit of entertainment after dinner, or at private salons with a guest list in the low dozens. (And mostly they were meant to be sight-read! The culture of obsessively polishing a piece to make it âperformance-readyâ wasnât as much of a thing, back then.) People bought these things the way they bought novels, and, just as someone might buy a copy of Joyceâs Ulysses today and enjoy puzzling over the thing, even if they never read the whole thing or feel like they fully âgetâ it, well⌠some folks would enjoy sonatas the same way.
So yeah, Hammerklavier didnât have its first public performance until Liszt played it in the Salle Ărard. But also, Liszt basically invented the format of âstar virtuoso pianist hogging the stage for two hoursâ in order to get a public audience at all.
But in the meantimeâI think about how wonderful it mustâve been, tooling around on the piano during that 18-year-span where there was no evidence that thing even was playable, or that, if playable, that the thing even made sense. Beethoven was nearly totally deaf by this point, after all, a fact that was publicly knownâhad he totally lost it? people had to wonder. And the only way to find out would be⌠well, trying it out yourself!
It has the sound of a gimmick. And Iâll bet it was, at least a little bitâbut just because somethingâs more interesting to play than listen to doesnât mean itâs failing in its goal. (Though fwiw it is very interesting to listen to.)
It also has the sound of, like, Dark Souls, to be honest. Proto-video game culture. A new game drops and people are asking each other: can anyone beat this boss? can you beat this boss? do you still consider your time on the game well-spent even if you never 100% it?
Biographies generally agree that Beethovenâs metronome markings (which only appear in his later work, and only *some* of his later work) are preposterousâoften borderline-unplayable, and certainly not very musical. I couldnât find a recording of anyone trying to play Hammerklavier at the marked 138bpm tempo, so I got a computer to do itâand burst out laughing at the result because, yeah, 138bpm is fucking NUTS. But whether intentional or accidental, I love the audacity of its being there, like a taunt: I dare you to do more. I dare you to do better. I dare you to try.
Much has been made of how difficultyâs a way of keeping people outâbut itâs also a way of inviting people in, I think. It says: do this hard thing and you will be rewarded. You will be rewarded in the trying. Because the trying is the thing that makes the music live; there is no music without you.
Hereâs an old bit from an interview with the game designer Porpentine:
âThe purpose of a puzzle [in a game] is to provide resistance. For me, that resistance doesnât need to be coercive or challenging, just interesting and aesthetic. My mechanics are to be touched. Games are perhaps the most intimate art because the player must remain touching at all times. They must touch or the game does not exist.â
So it goes with these sonatas, too.

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i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me
On the last day of Pride Month, happy Trans Pride, now and forever and ever and ever, Amen.