Art and baleful sorcery.

Of all the lines from "We Didn't Start the Fire" that I expected to be relevant this week, "trouble in the Suez" was pretty far down the list

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

what the heLL

Its in the black hole of tumblr

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

EVERY DAMN TIME

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

WHOA SO WEIRD

it’s back

I’ll probably always reblog this

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

This post is historic

oh my

this post still has no notes. it’s like watching butterflies migrate en mass, a whale jump over the water, a natural ephemeral phenomenon, a thing of beauty, like witnessing the final glacier as it melts

I can but also how tf did we break the notes

Guys

every vote counts… except when it’s tumblr. 

have you ever noticed you pick up little habits and phrases from the people you love? it’s no wonder our hearts are so easily broken when people leave. we become a reflection of the people that we care about and those personality traits stick with us even if the people don’t

I make my ramen the way a friend taught me in eleventh grade. Every fall, I listen to a playlist made for me by a boy I drove across a border to hook up with. I eat sushi because a girl who won’t talk to me anymore made me try it, and Indian food because my best friend’s parents ordered for me before I knew what I liked. There are movies I love because someone I loved loved them first. I am a mosaic of everyone I’ve ever loved, even for a heartbeat.

Wow I don’t understand math at all

I think my brain just stopped working

100% is just another way of saying twice more likely. So 100% more basically means multiply the number you do have by 2.

Imagine how many woman are scared to have kids because of that statistic

This is why I took stats instead of calc. Because I don’t build engineer bridges in my everyday life but I sure do read studies that affect how I might live my life if I misinterpret them.

I’m terrible at numbers and math but I knew this and I really take it for granted. The average person definitely assumes, quite understandably, that “600% INCREASE!!!” must always mean a whole lot even if it literally only means that one of something is now six of something. Politicians probably take a shitload of advantage of this confusion.

just remember that increased BY and increased TO are very different things.

Oh god I didn’t even think about that whole other layer of confusion. Yeah if you’ve got 100 people and one of them is sick, that’s 1% of them who are sick, so if it “increased BY 100%” then that means now two people are sick. If it’s “increased TO 100%” then all 100 people are sick.

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: anyone, mutuals or not, can say “bitch me too,” to me at any time, regardless of whether or not the response is appropriate

Always

Yesss

And you should!

Nobody will ever understand how much I love this blessed woman and that upsets me

Her name is Stephanie Thomas! There’s an article about her here, and her website is cur8able.com.

I love this!

THE TIME HAS COME

Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT

REALLY THOUGH IMAGINE SEEING THIS KIND OF SHIT AS A DANE IN THE 900S

bro whyd i think they meant an actual freaking dragon

Given how lifes been lately, why wouldn’t you think “yep real life dragon, might as well”

don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA

I will never understand why people create whole ass fantasy worlds and still oppress women in those worlds.

Like, you can have dragons, but not basic respect for women? Boring. Tired. Basic and sexist.

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

I just sat here and waited for a pixel penguin to waddle across my screen, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN

Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let’s be honest that’s just what the USA is

I love how everyone who’s reblogged this hasn’t added anything on or tagged anything on it. They’re all just like “Yeah. That’s it. That’s the entire United States summed up in one post-”

10/10 can confirm

absolutely bonkers that my own tags have crossed my dash like this more than fifteen reblogs after i wrote them

I moved to another state. 30 minutes away. My family acts like I betrayed them and can’t understand my life choices. It’s completely different way of life, especially during covid. Completely different country.

“What’s sales tax?” says Montana. “What’s road maintainence?” “also what’s a speed limit?”

@evertree123 I’m European I went to Ohio once for a summer job worst experience ever in my life they deserve to be the crackstate along with Florida

Irrational is a strong word…

We also band together in loose federations. I’m from New Hampshire and we hate everyone from Massachusetts on principle and call them Massholes, but if someone from New York even THINKS about trash talking Boston sports, I am culturally obligated to throw down because New Englanders hate each other but we hate the rest of the country more. 

This is why I’m trying to leave this country.

Rhode Island. 

I’m from Colorado, but moved to Florida some 15-ish years ago now (after living in other states, too). For YEARS the man-thing and his family have made comments about how weird I am, and how differently I do things, and think, and act, and bla bla bla… I took the man-thing back home for a week like a year and a half ago now. Lived out of Colorado for over 20 years. We land at the airport, get out of the plane, and within 20 minutes he’s staring at me all wide-eyed because “they ALL act like you!” and “they ALL talk like you!” and within a couple of days it was “They all EAT like you and DRIVE like you and and and…” It’s a different world.

Everyone in the Midwest would strangle every other state in the Midwest, but if someone starts talking shit about the Midwest we all turn on them at once as one united front.

What a beauty!