Snapback Gravity Falls

haters do not want you to know this but if you pick up something heavy every day it will eventually stop being quite as heavy. this is because the heavy thing, having witnessed your dedication, begins to yield its essence to you. and you, in turn, begin to absorb that essence into your own being. this is what makes people strong. the more essence you absorb, the stronger you become, and the more respect you command from the world around you.

Better than 3 seasons of BBC Sherl*ck

Cold open to the hottest new procedural crime show

If we lived in a bigger place that would be spacious enough to provide kitty enrichment, it would be funny to get the most shy and reclusive cat that a local shelter can provide. Just set it loose in the house, never to be seen again. House is now haunted by a small unseen beastie. Extremely local cryptid. The water and cat food keep disappearing and sometimes you hear a clunk in the night so it's probably still here. Last known location: Around Here Somewhere.

10k enemies to lovers slow burn

Bront redemption arc

I used to think I was manipulative bc I would sometimes make certain facial expressions/use body language that would make people see how I was feeling. Then I realised that that is called expressing yourself and I might be autistic

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

are you ever about to put on a movie but you realize you don't really want to watch The Movie, you want to be eight years old on a rainy saturday, and under your favorite butterfly blanket, and mom made hot chocolate and popcorn with extra butter, and you're watching The Movie for the first time ever? what are you supposed to do then