Rule 3: Ripple User Extraordinaire

I get that I'm biased because I do play gacha games but I'm constantly seeing posts like "it sucks when you find art with your favorite kink but they're from a gacha game" I would simply go forth and jerk off regardless

if the knowledge that the characters are from a gacha keeps you from cranking it then that's a skill issue on your part

oh i go ahead and crank it, I just still get sad because I prefer characters I know and I refuse to get into gatcha game characters.

Beating my meat melancholy-style to the Texas/Lappland petplay doujin because I don't agree with their business practices

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

What I put on my tumblr is between me and god. And the legion of lesbians that follow me

I am losing my shit

everyone trying to get me in the uber

My cat Nosse had tooth surgery, and had a very strong reaction to the drugs given so he was high as a kite for a lot longer than expected. Apparently he was so desperately cuddly for people that they put him around the neck of one of the nurses doing paperwork, and he just hung there for an hour, purring like a chainsaw, drooling on her shoulder.