please stop drawing ernie and bert kissing and shit they’re literally preschoolers. it’s creepy and weird.
Buddy I don’t know how to tell you this but:
1. Preschoolers don’t own apartments by themselves
2. Bert has a TWIN BROTHER with a CHILD
3. Take it up with the official German version of the show. They’ve done it way more than I ever have.
Am I high is this a real post I'm seeing
#okay but to be fair elmo is three years old and clearly lives alone so idk#maybe some people think all of the sesame street characters are preschoolers#they're very obviously gay tho like there's no doubt about that
Social services have utterly failed Elmo
Elmo 100% has parents. he has a mom and a dad and an uncle and a grandma and everything. His parents names are Mae and Louie
Which is, again, an example of puppets who are full grown adults. None of the Kid muppets lack parents unless its a specific part of their character (like Big Bird, who the neighborhood all looks after).
Also: Ernie ALSO has a niece!
Bert and Ernie: Are adults.
