1OldBear

Hmm, this trail cam tastes strangely like bratwurst.

Why are you standing there photograhing this? Why don't you help the big dog get the puppy out of the pool, a$$hole?

The view from the old Presidio of San Francisco.

I was and I am. True dis.

BREAKING: Trump Administration officials are reportedly updating their resumés as fears mount that the Epstein cover-up might be an iceberg that sinks the ship.

Yup. This just might be what breaks their machine. For good.

We can hope!

My beloved!

We read somewhere that a cat's brain is about the size of a walnut - a fact that we frequently had occasion to recall when ours did something especially mindless.

Whaddya expect? It's orange . . .

Maybe not THE greatest but pretty damned badass all the same.

I didn't know RC cars came that small.

The Following Dark.

40,000 years ago, early humans painted hands on the wall of a cave. This morning, my baby cousin began finger painting. All of recorded history happened between these two paintings of human hands. The Nazca Lines and the Mona Lisa. The first TransAtlantic flight and the first voyage to the Moon. Humanity invented the wheel, the telescope, and the nuclear bomb. We eradicated wild poliovirus types 2 and 3. We discovered radio waves, dinosaurs, and the laws of thermodynamics. Freedom Riders crossed the South. Hippies burned their draft cards. Countless genocides, scientific advancements, migrations, and rebellions. More than a hundred billion humans lived and died between these two paintings—one on a sheet of paper, and one on the inside of a cave. At the dawn of time, ancient humans stretched out their hands. And this morning, a child reached back. 

Bro this fr hit so hard

It should be part of every 6th grader's education.

Bait!

She's right. But I would add 'being kept warm' to the list. Yup, that's it. Keep us warm, well fed and sexually exhausted and we'll do anything you want--anything!

Belgians are so placid.