When I come into the classroom to find the teacher rearranged seats I feel like my life becomes unbalanced.

This is literally my favorite thing when it comes to digital art.  I flip shit back and forwards until I can figure out why it looks awful.  You’ll be surprised how wrong things look when flipped!

When I die I want my last google search to be “How to fake your own death”

I need volunteers

For what?

I’m going to the airport wearing an expensive black dress with a diamond necklace and glasses of champagne in both hands, waltzing through, casually reminding my chauffeur to haul my bags in for me. I need 4-5 attractive people (race+gender doesn’t matter) wearing clothes that are not better than mine, and cool sunglasses begging me not to leave, on their knees, barely grasping my dress because they want me to stay but at the same time they know the dress is worth more than anything they can ever afford. Turning around every so slightly and almost spilling, but not quite all the way there, my champagne, I’ll laugh and say quite loudly, “darlings I have to visit my ACTUAL husband!”

how do i get in on this

oh my god tumblr why can none of your IT employees code 

siiiiiiigh.

@staff PLEASE FIX THIS

The ironic thing is that if people keep reblogging this constantly enough they’ll be forced to be plagued by this exact problem until they fix it DO IT REBLOG CONSTANTLY

@staff

the most exciting thing about tumblr is when you’re reading an issue post and you have to guess if you’re supposed to agree with it or not before getting to the last comment

i love the cutesy wlw positivity on here bc. its so hard when you’re a closeted teenager on here and you feel alone and the world makes you out to be a predator. the only reason im comfortable in my skin is because of the positivity and pride so many wlw have and spread around here and im really glad i encountered and im now spreading it around so every girl can feel good abt loving women!