What do they call you, Wheels?

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Listen i found god when i realized fried zucchini chips was a thing

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

Constantly torn between "gender is a performance and I'm doing a sick improv guitar solo" and "gender is a performance and I'm in that one nightmare where I didn't know I was up to go on stage and I don't know the lyrics to the song."

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

i highly recommend finding yourself a clingy (healthy) lovey dovey partner who's always super excited about you. life is too short to spend it with someone who acts like showing love is a chore.

Has anyone ever tried CBD teas? Do you have to have a card?