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achillesinhighheels

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

important-animal-images

derinthescarletpescatarian

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

mikkeneko

smllscallywag

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

limbel

we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write gen fics. we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write character studies and stories with no focus on romance or sex. we have to get on our knees and thank the brave soldiers in fandom who write about minor characters and friendship and family with no focus on romance or sex. i know it’s hard to care about characters in a world that seems to only revolve around ships but i see you. and i love you

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matchacakedragon

once i master my adhd and stop believing that i’m waiting for my life to begin and accept what i cannot change and finish cleaning my room and stick to a productive schedule and drink enough water and meditate and organize all the important papers in the paper pile and start being consistent and say the nice things to myself and gain confidence its OVER for you bitches

netherworldpost

;)

chaumas-deactivated20240115

Work vacuum died. This is the fifth one since I started working here five years ago.

The first one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The second one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The third one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The fourth one died for unknown reasons that involved my coworker vacuuming up rocks.

The fifth one died a few minutes ago and it was a big mystery and my coworker was like “oh I don’t know what happened it just overtaxed for some reason” so I looked inside the hose and—get this—it was jammed with rocks.

He keeps buying bigger and more expensive vacuums and complaining about how shitty and faulty the last ones were and every time I suggest something like “what if you didn’t vacuum up rocks” he’s like oh no it is the vacuums who are wrong.

chaumas-deactivated20240115

hey guys guess what happened again just now

reverendrowdy

Use your PTO

static-warp-bubble

Why did I laugh extra hard at this

#star trek

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stupiddykehag

How it feels complaining at you guys

notsotinyblob

We don't need a coupon. We're the government.

#box in a box monthly #Peak #phm

coffee-without-anesthetics

forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

junglejim4322

This person wrote a manifesto I ain’t reading all that but this is literally the type of behavior im talking about the idea hobbies all cost money is so removed from reality if you have the time to pick up your phone and write 7 paragraphs on how im victimizing you with my offhanded post you have the time to watch a movie on YouTube with your very same phone instead come on now. How is you freaking out on the internet helping any of these issues

turbozarky

things that dont cost money: hiking, walking, birdwatching, identifying plants, drawing (you have a pen, reading (library), collecting rocks, dancing, singing.... etc wtc etc

if you cant find a hobby you can afford, thats a you problem. and if youre posting online, you have a device to do that, get some free games, trawl wikipedia, study something. stop picking fights online and do something else.

theonceandfutureharpy

saxifraga-x-urbium

if you can write an essay about it on your phone you can write fanfic or poetry or something on your phone also and it will be much nicer for everyone involved, including you

saturn-flowr

slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman

koboldening

Robber teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Crimes New Roman

nugget-gender

wall teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Climbs New Roman

mx-m29

citrus teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Limes New Roman

forgotn1

poetry teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Rhymes New Roman

the-breadgirl

horology teacher: i want this essay in 12 point times new roman

cellaspider

Mime teacher:

mildlybizarrecorvid

herb teacher: i want this essay in 12 point Thymes New Roman

minervakarsh

Dirt teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Grimes New Roman

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hyperoperationfractallisation

Calculus teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Primes New Roman

skyporf

aviation teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Flies New Roman

shreekofjoy

Finance teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Dimes New Roman

squizmo333

History teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Times Old Roman

thatoneunknowncognitohazard

Music Teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Chimes New Roman

thyrell

Graphic Design teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Georgia

jadefyre

Fantasy Lit Teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Vimes New Roman

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weaselknievel

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

sol1loqu1st

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

sol1loqu1st

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

harbinger-of-reason

Two things I didn't know about quesadillas! Thank you!

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