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This person wrote a manifesto I ainβt reading all that but this is literally the type of behavior im talking about the idea hobbies all cost money is so removed from reality if you have the time to pick up your phone and write 7 paragraphs on how im victimizing you with my offhanded post you have the time to watch a movie on YouTube with your very same phone instead come on now. How is you freaking out on the internet helping any of these issues
things that dont cost money: hiking, walking, birdwatching, identifying plants, drawing (you have a pen, reading (library), collecting rocks, dancing, singing.... etc wtc etc
if you cant find a hobby you can afford, thats a you problem. and if youre posting online, you have a device to do that, get some free games, trawl wikipedia, study something. stop picking fights online and do something else.
if you can write an essay about it on your phone you can write fanfic or poetry or something on your phone also and it will be much nicer for everyone involved, including you
slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman
Robber teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Crimes New Roman
wall teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Climbs New Roman
citrus teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Limes New Roman
poetry teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Rhymes New Roman
horology teacher: i want this essay in 12 point times new roman
Mime teacher:
herb teacher: i want this essay in 12 point Thymes New Roman
Dirt teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Grimes New Roman
Calculus teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Primes New Roman
aviation teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Flies New Roman
Finance teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Dimes New Roman
History teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Times Old Roman
Music Teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Chimes New Roman
Graphic Design teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Georgia
Fantasy Lit Teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Vimes New Roman
*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you
did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning
did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it
Two things I didn't know about quesadillas! Thank you!

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sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it
βproject hail mary is about the power of friendshipβ βproject hail mary is about hopeβ βproject hail mary is about accidentally becoming too important at workβ wrong wrong wrong youβre all wrong. project hail mary is about what it would take for a single man in his 30s to own a fully paid off beachfront property in todayβs economy
"PROJECT HAIL MARY" 2026, dirs. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller
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walkin on the beach
Lionel Boyce as CARL Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller
My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"
Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:
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π«³πͺ¨πͺ¨πͺ¨πͺ¨πͺ¨πͺ¨
βΊοΈπ«³πͺ¨πͺ¨πͺ¨
So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.
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I have one that;s called "picking grapes off the vine"
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this method could also be used to pick other things, if you'd like...
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in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives
Grace, can you lock the fuck in???

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A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books
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