Queen of tantrum

Parallel Metropolis, Yang Yongliang Studio

Anyway, that's how I figured out I'm Batman-coded and also learned how Batman must feel talking to supposedly professional superheroes who never bothered to run disaster scenarios until I pointed out that it's insane that they don't already have a plan for if Superman turns evil.

And the diver said, “No, actually people always get that exactly wrong. In an unexpected and urgent situation you don’t rise to the occasion. You sink to the level of your training.”

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

old person: by then you will have reached the gnome encampment, their chief will give you a lantern that will help you on your quest, but only after you help him find his magic beans,

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

Soldier your mission is to be a seat filler at our 80 year old president's big birthday fight! Strong sexy hunks ONLY! Absolutely NO uggos!

(the 4th one is Bumpus wanting dinner, friends can back me up on this)

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

Hargitai túlélte, Ruff lepasszolta a válaszadást!

Régi nünükém a ‘cseréljük le a Parlament épületét’ mellett az, hogy máshogy (is) kellene beszélni, beszélgetni, tanítani a történelmünket.

(Mentségemre legyen mondva, tegnap a wc-illatosítót is sikerült úgy feltennem h a klotyó külső oldalára. Amúgy 3000+ fős rendezvények teljes grafikai tervezését és gyártáselőkészítését tolom kompetensen…..)

Hargitai túlélte, Ruff lepasszolta a válaszadást!

Régi nünükém a ‘cseréljük le a Parlament épületét’ mellett az, hogy máshogy (is) kellene beszélni, beszélgetni, tanítani a történelmünket.

i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

piccolo trombone 

This one?

I present to you, the Contrabass recorder.