Okay so. Dollar General. May, 2022. It’s my 3rd week on the job.
I was stocking stuff in the laundry aisle when my coworker walked up to me. She was tense. “Hey, there’s a customer up front and I don’t wanna serve him. Can you come… handle it?”
I was like, “okay sure,” since, on good days, I’m very much a people person, and today was a high-energy day. So, I got up and walked up front.
There was someone facing away from me, grey sweater with a backpack on. I walked up to them, waved, and said, “hello there! Is there anything I can help you with?”
The guy turned around. He was covered in blood, shaking like a leaf, and sweating really badly. He took a step towards me and was like “do you guys sell any lighters?”
I rushed behind the counter.
There was an island aisle right across from the check-out counters that had lighters on it. So I pointed right at them and was like “yeah, they’re right there.”
This guy turned sloppily towards them, proceeded to circle the entire aisle, then walked back up to me. “I don’t see ‘em, where are they?”
I leaned over the counter to point again. “Right there.”
This time, he saw them. He hobbled over (I think he was limping with both feet, but I’m not sure), bent down, and picked up one of the $1 ones. He put it on the counter, and I rung it up. In Michigan, there’s a 6 cent tax, so it came out to $1.06.
He proceeds to hand me a bloody $5 bill.
By now, by coworker had gotten my boss, and she walks over, takes one good look at him, and says “sir, you need to leave and not come back until you’ve changed into clean clothes.”
He keeps trying to hand me the bloody money, which we can’t accept, all the while trying to convince us it was Kool-Aid or something. My manager eventually won, getting him out of the building.
Two hours later. 4 PM. He comes back in.
He’s still bloody, still shaking (though not as bad), and still wide-eyed. He asked again if we sell lighters.
By now, my manager had gone home, so my coworker took over, telling him to just leave. He did, and we banned him from the store after that.
9:12 PM. Just past closing.
My coworker was in the back counting the deposit for the day, and I was sitting on a stool behind the counter.
He and I made eye contact through the window.
He then left, walking in the opposite direction from my apartment, and he only came back in a handful of times after that, but still.
I found out later that he was in a gang.
So uh. yeah. Lighters Guy. What the fuck even.
Also I did art the night it happened and posted it a little bit later.