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i have a suggestion

I suggest abolishing prisons

hey wait a second-

guys you're gonna want to hear my suggestion

I also have a suggestion

He also leaves you a cute little card signed in blood to thank you if you spare him. Very thoughtful of him.

If u could bring dead ppl back 2 life with magic like in video games the hollywood stunt scene would be out of control. There'd be professional snuff actors winning awards for dying the best. Producers would be like "If u need somebody to get killed in a film call up Resurrection Eddie, nobody gets killed as good as Eddie"

It would be funny if we were introduced to a vast galaxy of alien life and the blue whale was still the largest animal ever discovered. Like that’s the biggest life has ever gotten. That would be fucked. The blue whale is just the craziest animals would get even with the introduction of a seemingly infinite number of new species. Would you be disappointed or celebrate the enormity of our homegrown big ass creature?

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

i'm not trying to rag on carol but it really is incredible how the story shows her THINKING she is the last independent and willful person on earth but she still relies on the hive to provide food and help. she starts to get nasty and demands assistance but never connects the dots of "oh i am simultaneously rejecting them but also completely reliant on them, because it's impossible to live without a cooperative community of other people". her instinct is to FIND someone who is a scientist. and this is all like, okay sure, but then you get manousos who is eating cat food and refusing to accept any help from the hive. and when he realizes the radio frequency is connected to them, his instinct is to start reading and translating nearby books to BECOME a scientist. like carol is so the ILLUSION of independence and manousos is what it actually looks like. and it almost kills him

i'm afraid the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary

Never let this die

God I really cannot express how much I despise the UK government for their impending social media ban for under-16s

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

some people think this is a shitpost so i want to clarify that i am dead fucking serious. make mage the official gender neutral honorific NOW. i want it on my passport. i want it on my bank account. i want doctors and judges to use it for me. i don't care if it sounds a little silly. people thought "missus" sounded crass at first. call me mg.

@the-archivists-corner @water-mellie-seeds @chipistrate @ayyyyysexual go my strange gender people! i want your opinions on this in my tags

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Happy Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker Monday

I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all