Why Hello!

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭

sometimes water tastes so good and you drink it in such a ferociously passionate way that you frighten yourself

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

Image description: A reaction meme of Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons sitting at the back of the bus wearing a white N95 respirator from 3M while everyone around coughs, hacks and sneezes. The subtitle reads, "(chuckles) I'm in danger." The onomatopoeia, "*koff*", "*hack*", and "*achoo*, are written in lime green with a digital pen surrounding the character.