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I think Tumblr should get really into Falkland Islands discourse. Not because anything good would ever come out of it but it would be entertaining.

I just remembered that guy at work who thought I was straight and when he found out I wasn’t he was like “there’s no way. But you’re hot.” And I was like what? And he said “I thought dudes only go gay bc they are too ugly to bag chicks but you’re attractive Liban. If I take you out to the club all eyes would be on us. So you’re just like that? Wow I had no idea you can just be gay like that it’s just who you are” 😭 the way people think in this world blows me

Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.

i love the implication behind the blair witch project (1999) that someone found the filmstock that was the last earthly remnants of three college film students and thought you know what would really honor these people? if we edited this record of their madness and gruesome demise up real nice and sent it to film festivals