pussy facing the world

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

opening Tumblr is like a cigarette break

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

once i get over it i will be over it

I have been defending Pokémon go to the polls for a decade and I defend it for another decade if I have to. It was funny. Yall are just misogynists.

and you know what also ive done in the decade since she said this? I've Pokémon gone to the polls!!!!!

Nah it was dumb as hell but it didn't deserve the universal backlash it got. Neither of us should, to this day, remember that it even happened

do you really not see the humor in purposefully silly word play or are you just being annoying?