pussy facing the world

u ever get a new follower and think. well this isnt gonna last

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

i love discovering new music. but there's actually nothing like rediscovering old music. like, hello me from 5, 10, 15 years ago. so good to see you. same heart, i see. god, i love you.

when i say age gap discourse has gone crazy i mean i just a comment on insta where someone said they felt bad having a crush on jude bellingham bc they’re 25 and jude is 23. what are we doing

in the 2000s everything was happening on the dance floor. they signed the magna carta out there

I’m kinda feeling a bit of everything these days and also nothing

commenting under mutual's posts like a creepy middle aged man...hellu beautiful lady ican show you da world come to daddy pretty princess gorjus girl