lássuk, mi boole-lünk

eszem a kis kuplungoló csőrikéjét!

fagyit és jeget is kell venni ma a boltban, így már nem fogom elfelejteni

12 fok van, én most spórolok ezeken

nagyon kozel vagyok ahhoz hogy bekapcsoljam a futest

Hetek óta tervezem, hogy libbenős nyári ruhában várom majd az akárkit a rotterdami állomáson, ebből mindössze csak a szandál sikerült, de amíg a vonaton ülök, lecserélem sízoknira

Hát még majd ha vizes lesz! Ezt @manchatumli tól tudtam meg, szerencsére bejött az aroma

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Dolgát végzi 💙

Imagine having David Cronenberg reject a design for being too graphic.

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Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n

For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog

ki a faszom nevezi a kölkét bélának ki az a barlanglakó állat aki ránéz a friss két kilós gecvadékra és aszongya “jah ez itt egy Béla baszasd az anyakönyvbe komám”

@lassukmiboolelunk gyere kacagni

Az oszt' babramunka, kalapom emelintem!

#my family does this thing#when we've majorly unfucked a room or done chore that we were putting off#or whatever. Any sort of household Improvement.#'Come brag on me.'#I means come look I cleaned/rearranged/did dishes/put away the laundry#and the scripted response is 'oh nice it looks SO much better in here now'#like my mom did this when we were kids.#'girls comr brag on the garage I finally organized it so I can get my car in there'#and we go and 'ooh' and 'aah' and tell her how nice it looked and how she did a good job#and we could have her 'come brag on' us for like doing the dishes or cleaning our rooms#I do it to my wife now too#it's a dialogue that means#'I did a chore and it feels like an Accomplishment even if it objectively wasn't a big thing. Please acknowledge this.'#and#'Wow you sure did do a thing. It has improved our material circumstance even if only in a small way. Thank you for doing it.'#like yeah scrubbing the pans is my Job and it's a Little Task but sometimes it feels like a Big Task#and it's nice to have an Accepted Script where I can just demand 'I have functioned as an independent adult praise me with great praise' - by @thepioden

yknow how the greener parts of apple skin are tan lines from where leaves and branches obscure the sun? I’m surprised I’ve never seen anyone utilize that for printmaking

Ha most hozzáférnék a 15 évvel ezelőtti fényképeimhez, betenném az azfesztes almám fényképét, amit a fesztiválbelépőhöz kaptunk <3