JUN!

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

moon day is 20th July!!!

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

OH HEY, THATS TOMORROW

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

the post that started it all

oh god

Never not reblogging.

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

i have gotten some very odd anons about this post that i’m choosing to ignore. but i am going to double down on this. no i don’t care if girls watch gay porn or imagine themselves as a gay person or wonder what it would be like to have gay sex. so many people imprison themselves by thinking they could never be gay and/or trans. well i’m telling them they better watch out. being gay and/or trans is real. and it could happen to YOU. as a matter of fact i sincerely hope it does

#even apart from this - presented as a starter of sorts - would you like to be a top/bottom?#perhaps your current partner or a future one would like to do that with you.#not to be too real on main but the number of people who aren’t having the sex they’d enjoy includes#quite a few straight cis couples who don’t realise they can.#and the whole ‘gay men say girls can’t understand mlm’ argument when you look at it carefully#involves joining said men in a universe where nobody ever invented an artificial phallus#given that humans are quite good at doing just that and making use of it - you don’t have to join those men in that position#obviously I’m suggesting this as Step Zero on the checklist: would you like to be a top?#do you want to top people? do you feel you can’t?#do you want to top a specific person? have you talked to them about it?#you know what. the more I think about it the more I think people need to ask themselves that. like as a survey.#IF YOUVE BEEN ASSIGNED A SEXUAL POSITION BY SOCIETY THAT YOU DONT ENJOY YOU MAY BE ELIGIBLE TO CHANGE IT.#honestly yeah because queer people often choose preferred positions and often identify with them - cis straight people should do this too.#it’s extremely silly to base it on things that like fandom thinks position is (receiving partner being submissive/feminine) but it’s also#absurd to do it based on gender; and in my own admittedly personal experience my preferences are not especially about gender#IF YOUVE BEEN ASSIGNED A SEXUAL POSITION THAT BORES OR ANNOYS YOU AND YOU WANT TO BE A TOP INSTEAD#THEN YOU MAY BE ELIGIBLE FOR A FULL APOLOGY FROM EVERYONE.#obviously all sidelong to the point of the OP but hopefully strikes a spark and frankly if someone thinks about it hard enough#and gets for example strap euphoria then … there they go. a twofer.#I have had the experience of telling women they could just be tops and they sailed away into a new chapter of their lives so that’s always#worth saying 🫡 (x)

It’s true!

@juicebox342 this reminded me of your rewrite post in Mha critical.

LMAO YES EXACTLY

wish everyone a very no one asking about your scars (of any kind)/mobility aid/medical equipment/disability summer please never feel the need to hide yourself i love you

“if you’re plus sized you can just shop on shein/amazon/cider, they have a good selection!!” yeah but i don’t want to rely on fast fashion. i think fat people deserve more ethical and high quality clothing choices

Shout out to Chub Rub Clothing too! By and for fat people and really cute to boot!

THANK YOU

Maya kern is also a shop for plus sized people! Cute skirts highly recommend! @mayakern

Can also recommend @shopwitchvamp

https://www.popfitclothing.com/ is my go-to for leggings, shorts, and sports bras. They go up to 7x and are very high quality. Their leggings also have pockets large enough I can fit a water bottle in them.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

Let’s do this.

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

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time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

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this is how blogging can have a huge impact on the lives of people and ghouls

*flies past*

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