mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory
*flies past*
youâre not safe from me ufo
*flies pa-
*grab*
*gets dragged past screaming*
There are 0 lobsters in this post
*flies past, grabbing you too*
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@ufo-encounter
mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory
*flies past*
youâre not safe from me ufo
*flies pa-
*grab*
*gets dragged past screaming*
There are 0 lobsters in this post
*flies past, grabbing you too*

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mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory
*flies past*
youâre not safe from me ufo
*flies pa-
*grab*
*gets dragged past screaming*
this pride month weâre all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.
hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. donât put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.
@reasonsforhope I didn't expect to start this pride month with an ugly cry but thank you from the bottom of my nonbinary heart đ đđ¤đđ¤
đđ¤đđ¤
Right back at you from my nonbinary heart
No matter who's reading this--
No matter how comfortable you might or might not feel with the word trans, or nonbinary, or whatever else--
Even if no other person on the planet has ever believed you about your experience of gender
Guess what? I do
đđЎđ¤đЎđ
*flies past*
mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory
*flies past*
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
#don't forget the Black trans men they also nuked! â@vintageandroid

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I would marry this man
guys we broke another post because this oneâs not showing any notes
When I liked it, it flashed â0 notesâ
Itâs showing -1 notes
iâm gonna keep reblogging this and you canât stop me
I liked it and it said â1 noteâ
tf is this crap?
1 NOTE IâVE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE
ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF?????Â
legendary
What the fuck
YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!
WE WILL NEVER KNOW⌠=((((
IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!
This is the first thing I saw on my dash
Iâm shook
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY
SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDNâT STAY
1 note WTF.
@foolishly-snowy
3rd time and itâs still broken. This lovely cursèd post.
THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????
still not-works
still + notworks = stotworks.
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A day will come when i wonât reblog thisâŚ
But it is not today
What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also itâs got 1 note again.
I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasnât
HeY tumblr what the FUCK
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Did the man get his camera
I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time Iâve seen a post that broke the bots.Â
I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok
I know this is long
but holy hell I love it
when bots run amok
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.
What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find
the 0 notes thing isnât too rare now but the bot loops are fun
I ate the notes
ITS COUNTING NOTES AGAIN
HELP IT WONT EVEN LET ME LIKE?????
IT ONLY SAYS SEVEN NOTES HELP ME
the dates these are sent on are broken for me
the top ones say 40 mins but then you got 2018 and 2021 lower down???
A new fun and interesting no notes ghoast which sometimes shows small amounts of notes
Ah, Tumblr
For anyone worrying, his camera was probably never lost:
Have you lost your camera recently? Mislaid it somewhere in a national park? Left it in a taxi? Dropped it in the gorilla pit? Anyone can be
What did I stumble on?
still nothing
*flies past*
Remember!!!!
Get up and stretch your paws, talons, claws etc
Drink some water! All creatures gotta drink
Eat some yummy food and fill your stomach!
Rest when you need, all creatures need to rest
Itâs okay to have bad days!
Take your meds if needed!
You are your kin/theriotype!
If you need a break, Take it!!!
Happy days to all you creatures out there!
*flies past*
I think in the same way there's a 90/10 rule with horror and comedy (horror works best when it's 90% horror and 10% comedy and vice versa) there's a 90/10 rule for some relationships in fiction that's like. Wholesome and fucked up. A good friendship is at its most compelling when it's also 10% a bit fucked up. Fucked up relationship is at its most compelling when there's at least 10% of something actually sweet and substantive within. Do you get me
*flies past*
Commissions Open! Click to see Pixie's commission menu.
Hey guys !!! I've decided to open up commissions, since I'm running a lil low on money right now... So !!! If you would like some art drawn by me, please do send a DM to my Tumblr (@severevoiddragon) or to my Discord (pixpickle) <3
Will Draw: OCs, Fanart, Real People, Humans/Humanoids, Memes/Meme Redraws, Mild to Moderate Gore
Won't Draw: NSFW, In someone else's style, Kissing, Hateful Imagery, Mecha/Armour
Obviously, please do not feel pressured to commission anything if you're not able to at the moment <3 Terms & Conditions, and the different commission types I offer are on my Ko-Fi!
*flies past*
Commissions Open! Click to see Pixie's commission menu.
Hey guys !!! I've decided to open up commissions, since I'm running a lil low on money right now... So !!! If you would like some art drawn by me, please do send a DM to my Tumblr (@severevoiddragon) or to my Discord (pixpickle) <3
Will Draw: OCs, Fanart, Real People, Humans/Humanoids, Memes/Meme Redraws, Mild to Moderate Gore
Won't Draw: NSFW, In someone else's style, Kissing, Hateful Imagery, Mecha/Armour
Obviously, please do not feel pressured to commission anything if you're not able to at the moment <3 Terms & Conditions, and the different commission types I offer are on my Ko-Fi!
*flies past*

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Casualties: Unknown is a very fun game
*flies past*
Uppies please Uffo?
fher, jurer qb lbh arrq gb tb?
Commissions Open! Click to see Pixie's commission menu.
Hey guys !!! I've decided to open up commissions, since I'm running a lil low on money right now... So !!! If you would like some art drawn by me, please do send a DM to my Tumblr (@severevoiddragon) or to my Discord (pixpickle) <3
Will Draw: OCs, Fanart, Real People, Humans/Humanoids, Memes/Meme Redraws, Mild to Moderate Gore
Won't Draw: NSFW, In someone else's style, Kissing, Hateful Imagery, Mecha/Armour
Obviously, please do not feel pressured to commission anything if you're not able to at the moment <3 Terms & Conditions, and the different commission types I offer are on my Ko-Fi!
*flies past*
It turns out that Bill Gates has a stunt double who gets tortured every day in hopes that his karmic debt will be erased before he dies
*flies past*
Lace in dress
*flies past*

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âAI art is okay if youâre just making shitpostsâ
Have you forgotten our roots
reblogging this with my own masterpiece
*flies past*
imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut
my name is croutons and this is my story
ID: Croutons is a cat. He is standing on a bathroom counter as a person uses a cell phone to take a picture of him using the mirror. Croutons was once a long-haired orange cat, but his torso has been buzzed, as have his legs to the ankles. The result is what is referred to as a âlion cut.â Croutons has long orange hair on each foot, his floofy tail, and his head/mane. The remainder of his fur has been buzzed down to the light blondish apricot undercoat. His eyes are greenish yellow and carry a deep betrayal.
/end ID
*meows past*