Take A Wild Guess. 🎠

Call me Hoarse, Horse, Ho- no don’t call me that nvm. Call me anything but Ho.

About me:

I’m a person, and I don’t really care what pronouns you use. I write stories and overthink plot lines to the point I physically cannot write them due to my dwindling free time. I’m a rare pair lover.

I love LOVE cats. No cat shade allowed. I have a love hate relationship with any fandom to bump into.

I’d rather not be labelled into sexuality.

I’m a cancer..makeofthatwhatyouwill..

I block freely, no dni list.

Current fandoms:

Tangled the series

Mha (very active)

Hazbin Hotel (love to hate on it)

Harry Potter (FCK JKR)

My Little Pony

MHA Favourite Characters:

Shinsou Hitoshi

Todoroki Shouto

Shigaraki Tomura

Aizawa Shouta

Iida Tenya

Midoriya Izuku

Ships I love/love to hate:

These are my opinions, don’t like them ignore them.

Shintodo. ⭐️⭐️ 🌟

Rodeku. ⭐️⭐️

Iideku. ⭐️

..Dabihawks.

……Eraserdust.

Iibaku.

FANON bkdk. And this is mostly due to my sibling.

Soarinjack.

Snape with mostly any adult.

Soarindash.

Harry Potter and Horrid Henry 1st years.

Current au/fanfics:

Mha Rewrite.

Mha Wonderland.

Mha Marine fantasy.

Mha Winter fantasy.

Mha Fantasy.

Mha Shinsou based stories (Crazed Mindbender’s Book, Mindful Monster, Traitor Of Japan).

Mha Dreams.

Mha ficlets/drabbles/ideas.

Harry Potter Rewind.

Harry Potter Wrong Boy Who Lived.

Harry Potter First War, Last War.

Harry Potter Non-magic.

Harry Potter and a Truly Horrid Year.

My Little Pony Luna’s Student.

My Little Pony Lost Elements.

Hazbin Hotel Rewrite.

Hazbin Hotel Swap.

Hazbin Hotel Heaven.

Hazbin Hotel Cosmic horror.

I do very little A/B/O mapping, and it’s mostly because I wanted to shape actual biology and behavioural triggers. It’s not half as annoying when you not solely focused on smut scenes only.

Feel free to ask me anything about fan aus you might see me posting around.

Other blogs/platforms.

@hoarsesartblog

@alternativeuniversescheming

Every Mha headcanon I see I have this burning itch to turn it upside down.

Shinsou and Aizawa edition.

Shinsou is a cat lover? Uhh no, he’s scared to death of cats and doesn’t know the first thing about them which is why he’s confused when his body language is the perfect ‘come closer’ beckon to cats.

Aizawa has fostered kittens? Well, he TRIED to. The death of the first litter had him cry man tears and he’s never touched a kitten again.

Shinsou is a cat encyclopaedia? No, Iida is. He’s the one who told Shinsou why cats love him. He refuses to tell Shinsou WHY he knows so much about cats.

Aizawa is an insomniac? No, he’s the total opposite. Mans is physically incapable of staying awake for three hours if he’s not in work mode. Sleeping so much still has him tired though since I’ve slept nineteen hours and woke up feeling like shit.

Milk is hydrated isnt it

3. What are your top/bottom ships?

-🌹themodernmontecristo

Hey bestiee

I hope my thoughts don’t come across as jumbled at they feel. Thanks for humouring me teehee.

Top ships:

I’m just going to clarify my tops ships are all rarepairs for the most part. I don’t know when, but at some point I gain an allergy to loving mainstream ships? I ship them and I like them, but none of them are my otp.

Anyways!

First place goes to my goats, my legends and my hyperfixation, Shintodo!

They just resonate with my soul. If I had any of these two as my sons, I’d welcome the other with open arms as my son-in-law. They’re both opposites and two sides of the same coin. Their differences come in nuance and I just love them.

Second place goes to Eraserdust!

Now my relationship with these two are complicated. If a story isn’t focused on Shouto or Hitoshi, Tomura is almost always my next pick (that doesn’t mean other characters are sidelined). I think the ship started to cling to me after I got it in my head Tomura has parallel similarities to Little Red Riding Hood. Ever since that disaster, Shouta and him have been a pair I found as flexible as shintodo if much darker when I decide to keep them hero-villain.

Third place goes to Rodymomo!

It was a close one between this or either Rodydeku or Rodytodo. I decided on Rodymomo in the end. I started loving it recently and they’re just so pleasing in my mind. This is also the first straight ship I’ve fixated over other than soarinjack or soarindash.

Bottom ships:

If you ship this, I’m not trying to gun for you, I just don’t personally like these ships. I’m excluding obviously icky ships because I could go on all day why they’re gross.

Anyways.

First place goes to Shinmono.

Guys. Guys. I. Don’t like this ship. I’ll put a pin on that. I like Monoma fine as a character but his personality is just a little too much. I usually end up pairing Shinsou with people he can have a quiet, enjoyable time with (and proceed to bulldozer them with situations or character points that bullies the silence Coughs.) Besides I will never forgive Monoma for rubbing Iida’s situation in his face after the stain arc (or before? I forgot).

Second place goes to Kiribaku.

I see them wholly platonic, sorry ya’ll. most of my stories barely has them interacting because I don’t think Kirishima ever would have become friends with Bakugou in the first place but I digress.

Third place goes to Erasermic.

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I want a Shinsou blog…..

My Hero Academia ask game.

1. Name a good/bad thing about a character you think is awful/amazing.

2. Who is your favourite pro hero/villain?

3. What are your top/bottom ships?

4. Who is your favourite/least favourite character and what would make you hate/love them?

5. If you’ve made art, which is your favourite and least favourite?

6. Is there an alternate universe you wish you never made?

7. What are your top favourite headcanons?

8. How would (character) behave if they were a pro/villain?

9. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever thought of making?

To all of my moots, thank you for making my tumblr fun to visit ☺️

And for general positivity, here’s what groups of baby animals are called!

Kittens - kindle

Bear cubs - sloth

Goslings - gaggle

Fawns - bevvy