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Hi, I’m Nin/Ninny! (26) I love writing, gaming, music and caffeine, to list a few . Currently existing as a goblinny Goosegirl. Taking proofreading commissions. DM for further inquiries. I sometimes reblog mature content
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tesblr can't die because its been almost 15 years without a main game release and there's bitches (me is bitches) still drawing their favorite elder scrolls guy every damn day of the week like its a full time job
If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”
If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.
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We're back in the Volkihar Headcanon Mines. This is a long and inconsequential ramble about video game npcs, but take my hand.
BROAD DISCLAIMER AGAIN: This is for fun, take it with the grain of salt that headcanons and lore interpretations require.
Prev - Harkon Isn't 1st Gen & Valerica Gave Him The Pureblood
Tldr on my prev post, I do not interpret Harkon as Ancient Ancient, I don't think he's a 1st gen recipient of the gift, and @the-radic0le convinced me that it was Valerica who turned him. Huge credit to him on this because I wouldn't have even remembered to sift through Valerica's dialogue without his idea, and to @bloodofblue who has also been combing through the story with us.
But first some edits on my thoughts about timeline and age:
With some dialogue from ESO, I think he is actually near 1000, but not much older. That is entirely up to interpretation though, and so I lean toward my HC because I'm biased! 😂 But, in canon dialogue, the Volkihar Clan is noted as existing, as having a reputation, and is spoken of with assumption that they're established enough to "make moves against" another Vampire Lord (and Gwendis finds it odd that they're not doing so). That reason is later established as the opposing Lord being part of the Gray Host. Regardless of what they did or didn't know about Rada's Gray Host, I'm settling around the 2E300s as when the Volkihar Clan was established, putting them at a cool 200 years during the events of ESO: Greymoor - old enough to have a reputation, but maybe not old enough for Valerica and Harkon to be picking fights with more established Lords or getting even remotely involved.
Now, back to the Valerica stuff and the actual continuation of this HC...
Yeah So, Valerica For Sure Gave Harkon The Pureblood (And He's Still A Massive Hack Fraud)
It was mentioned in a reblog's tags of the previous post that Valerica and Serana sort of back up Harkon's story of how he received the pureblood gift, however, in replaying ... it kiiinda seems more like the opposite?? (This isn't to argue with that specific person btw, this is just part of how we got back into the rabbit hole, I loved those tags and thoughts for real)
Valerica mentions nothing about kingdoms and thousands of sacrifices. In fact, she doesn't mention Harkon receiving the gift from Molag Bal at all. She instead says this:
Meanwhile, this is what Harkon says, and this is what has been accepted as fact.
These ... contradict.
If the original Volkihar Clan received pureblood from sacrificial tribute of thousands of innocents over time, then all three of them received it (Harkon, Serana, and Valerica), and Molag Bal favored Harkon in a way similar to King Styriche, which I'd argue shouldn't be the case. Harkon's story positions himself as the person who facilitated the gift with his actions and also as a person who received it. "I did X; myself, Valerica, and Serana thus received Y."
If the original Volkihar Clan received pureblood from surviving the ritual on the Summoning Day, then only the two who were offered received it (Serana and Valerica) in a way similar to Lamae, and Harkon is full of shit. Valerica's story indicates herself and Serana as having participated in an annual sacrificial ritual, surviving, and receiving the gift. "Myself and Serana did X; myself and Serana thus received Y."
Now of course, both Valerica and Harkon have motivation to lie because they don't actually trust the player, and there could be elements of truth in both, but I find Valerica's account sounds much more believable. She's not interested in impressing the player, whereas Harkon has a hierarchy and a personal mythos to uphold in manipulating you more directly. Valerica only wants you to believe "we survived a ritual and got it", whereas Harkon wants you to believe "I killed infinity plus one innocents and Shigeru Miyamoto Molag Bal personally shook my hand and gave me a reward."
Historically, Molag Bal's "gifts" are provided as a result of insane shit like 1) straight up he just assaults you and you somehow survive, or 2) that one time King Styriche damned himself and his followers to Coldharbour.
Harkon's thousands of innocents could have been other women in whatever Molag Bal cult they were all a part of, but that's a strange way to describe an annual Balic tradition. He makes it sound like he was rounding random people up like Mannimarco. Still, there's a partial precedent for it with Styriche's route. And I say partial because Styriche damned himself and his followers, not randoms. No matter how he felt about them, he was still promising tribute to Molag Bal from his own coffer of power, so to speak. I can't find exactly what he received in return, but the general answer is "more power", so I'd assume he got a dosage of the pureblood for himself and his followers.
For the purposes of this headcanon, let's say Valerica's story is the more factual of the two scenarios. Harkon did cruel shit and was a tyrant in whatever settlement he ruled, but the offering on the summoning day was the gift's catalyst as Valerica says, not his thousands of innocents. For the sake of hearing Harkon out, let's also say that it was he who specifically arranged for his wife and daughter to be given as tribute a la The Styriche Method to earn himself power ... but again, in both his and Valerica's stories, he himself was not amongst those offered, yet he still gained. Why the hell would Harkon have also gotten pureblood, if Valerica and Serana were the only ones offered from his personal coffer?
Because Molag Bal didn't actually reward Harkon with anything. He rewarded Valerica and Serana, the former of whom shared it with her husband.
Consider also, more ideas involved in this convoluted interpretation (it's the meat pumpkin, remember to take it with that grain of salt). We don't think Molag Bal regards Harkon as a very top tier follower. He's definitely much higher on the ladder than your average John Wormcult and earned his place with ruthlessness, but even if we take Harkon's story as being the full truth, one thing stands out as unaligned with Molag Bal's vibe. Up there in his story, he says out loud with his whole vampussy that he regarded death as a "seemingly invincible enemy", something to be defeated. Now, he doesn't say outright that he feared death, but we as a fandom immediately picked that up enough from between his lines - so much so that the UESP just paraphrases his motivations as "fear of death". And what kind of Daddy's Favorite Balite expresses that weakness to their new pawn, let alone even privately feels fear of death? Molag Bal seems like he would moreso approve those who seek immortality from him because death is an inconvenient obstacle to their power. Endless ambition should be your motivation as his follower, not fear. Harkon's presumed fear of death would be a huge point against him, and as a result Molag Bal would see him as pretty useful, but not someone to favor with long term attention or boons.
Anyways that's all. I'm insane. Valerica is sitting in the Soul Cairn pinching the bridge of her nose going "he's telling the Thousands Of Innocents story again huh". Tune in next time for such riveting rambles as Harkon's Deeper Motivation To Fulfill The Prophecy Is To Get Daddy Bal's Attention and Why The Fuck Can't Serana Tell Me When She Got Put In The Box.
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autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally
i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”
The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round
cheese sits on the toilet while we take showers, and i like to stand on my tip toes and draw his silhouette in the steam from a high angle, then stand back to see how warped it is from his actual shape
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cheese sits on the toilet while we take showers, and i like to stand on my tip toes and draw his silhouette in the steam from a high angle, then stand back to see how warped it is from his actual shape
you've probably heard it before, but half-assed is better than no-assed. don't let perfect stand in the way of done. a 0 on your report card is worse than a 50. do it scared. do it wrong. do it ugly, just do it. do not wait for the perfect day to have your little treat. make a day better with the treat. life is for the living. make outsider art
the worst replies i get to this post are some eye-rolling 'yeah right, no matter what i do it'll never be enough for (mother, father, my boss, my professor)' and lemme just pull all y'all aside for a second and let you know what you should do when someone won't accept your genuine effort to accomplish what needs to be done:
ignore their feedback. keep on truckin. don't try to please people who insist on finding fault in your efforts. make outsider art.