H.P Is dead to me

philosopher’s stone

Why spiders? Why couldn’t it be “follow the butterflies”?

Hufflepuff: I don’t care where are you from…

Hufflepuff: Whether you don’t get along with your family…

Hufflepuff: Or even if you used to be a criminal.

Gryffindor: *on the verge of tears* Bro

Hufflepuff: BUT…

Hufflepuff: *voice deepens* If you EVER dare to touch my chocolate chips cookies again, you’re dead.

I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.

We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.

My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.

Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.

Orsimer Shield Maiden Commission

a harry potter meme [3/5] places: Hogsmeade Village

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.