150 nutpugs in the shape of a man

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This is the only thing I can think of when a Compy eats an entire pumpkin in one go

go grape juice, go . . .

that would definitely fix me

You can go back in time to visit one (1) historical person, and gift them one (1) animal as a pet. You don't concern yourself with whether or not it would be ethical to keep this animal as a pet, or how would they keep it at all, but the one requirement you have is that this animal does not naturally occur on their native continent. What are you giving, and to whom?

I think it would be hilarious to give one of these buggers to Sun Tzu. You now own a giant pinecone possessed with intelligence. The fuck are you going to do with that thing.

hey op

Um, that's clearly his bagel.

thinking about the bed, 1892 by henri de toulouse-lautrec featured on the wikipedia page for “blanket”

Easy Lemon Crepes with Homemade Lemon Syrup