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If Spider-Man were real, the amount of webbing left on buildings would be a good metric to determine if it’s a bad neighborhood or not.

*was

If humans had tails, we would definitely turn it into a sex thing.

Only you would think of this op

.... furries

Bruh virgos are so fuckin sweet how dare

excuse me this is false im cancer and chaotic neutral

I’m Leo but I’m more true neutral

you’re a true sweetheart that’s what you are

When have Virgos ever been sweet? @just-artist-thoughts

My little brother is a virgo, he gets treated like shit by our other brother and he’s still a fuvking saint (but imean im biased cause he’s my brother)

As a Virgo I'll say that most of the ones I've met are chaotic neutral or lawful evil

Bruh virgos are so fuckin sweet how dare

excuse me this is false im cancer and chaotic neutral

I’m Leo but I’m more true neutral

you’re a true sweetheart that’s what you are

When have Virgos ever been sweet? @just-artist-thoughts

Calling your girlfriend/wife “Honey” and “Sugar” is fine, but calling her “Molasses” would definitely be weird.

It wouldn't be the weirdest I've called her tbh

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

9 million people fucking love dogs

Here we come 10.

It’s weird how read and lead rhyme, and so do read and lead, but read and lead don’t rhyme and neither do read and lead.

You have to specify which read and which lead because I messed this up whilst reading it and that makes my job just way too easy

It wasn't that hard to read

Only famous people get assassinated, everyone else gets murdered.

INCOR-FUCKING-RECT IF YOUR DEATH IS TO FURTHER A POLITICAL MISSION, THEN YOU’VE BEEN ASSASINATED THIS HAS BEEN A PSA

DO YOUR RESEARCH OP!

Younger people will never know the embarrassing horror of dropping your phone and having the back cover and battery fly across the room.

Happens all the time dude

Howdy man, clcik here.

Why, would it be anything else.

is it a rickroll

Worse

A seal is just a neutral sea lion. Neutral, as in without the ion.

The joke doesn't work if you have to explain it, does it?

here i am in my mid 20s torrenting the shit out of winnie the pooh cartoons

i fucking hate piglet

tigger can stay but he’s on thin fucking ice

your opinions are shit. this post is invalid. you deserve to die a slow and painful death. 

Piglet is a little bitch but I love tigger, I know his whole song of by heart because I thought it would help me to make friends

Piglet is only a bitch because he is literally 99% anxiety and 1% any other emotion, let the guy be

He is one 1% a little bitch

FUCKING RESPECT PIGLET, BITCH

here i am in my mid 20s torrenting the shit out of winnie the pooh cartoons

i fucking hate piglet

tigger can stay but he’s on thin fucking ice

your opinions are shit. this post is invalid. you deserve to die a slow and painful death. 

Piglet is a little bitch but I love tigger, I know his whole song of by heart because I thought it would help me to make friends

Piglet is only a bitch because he is literally 99% anxiety and 1% any other emotion, let the guy be

Since the B in LGBT stands for “bisexual”, doesn’t that imply that there are only two genders?

if I’m bilingual doesn’t that imply that there are only two languages 

here i am in my mid 20s torrenting the shit out of winnie the pooh cartoons

i fucking hate piglet

tigger can stay but he’s on thin fucking ice

your opinions are shit. this post is invalid. you deserve to die a slow and painful death. 

“Just for the money” shou𝖨d be a perfectly good answer to “why do you want this job.”

What happened to the L?