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For context: Jonis Josef is a famous Norwegian comedian.

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I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

#lift them uppp

pokeween

im actually fucking crying right now

#is this real

i keep having close calls with tadc spoilers.... it's coming to YouTube soon right

#i could... find a leak ig... but that feels a little yucky

ahotknife

she kills me

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vedurnan

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

parkchanwoohoo

quazoid

#peer review #thanks

parkchanwoohoo

#dude alive women do not whimsically hold up crab claw like that

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withmama

let's look over there with mama

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klaasje

really good text from my sister in law

foulserpent

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

pacmastermeow

i don't believe such a time ever existed

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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

this is hilarious actually bring it back

#i feel like this is back a little with booktok

dogpuppy

#prev:#this is how chris fleming speaks

my partner has a nephew a few months older than your baby and it's wildddd watching them go from little squishy things to actual people. every time I see him he's acquired more language and he's into fire trucks all of a sudden.

IT'S SO CRAZYYYYYYYYYY being their parents you're with them every day so it's a little different but checking in on nieces nephews is always like what the hell who's this guy all of a sudden

but actually yeah it's like that with your own kids too. the level that she understands my words is insaaaane. and now she's trying to SAY THEM? honestly humans are just so cool end of the day

#love raising a human #m2a #m2answers

mod2amaryllis

you are so cool for getting the balance between bragging about your awesome baby and giving her privacy/keeping her safe, your family is absolutely adorable <3

w-wuh...! w-weally? thank you ;-; ! I'm trying hard not to post her like a puppy, in spite of the fact that she's the center of my world. both in a sappy wappy way and like literally. logistically.

my brag of today is that she's learned to kick a ball?????

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i closed my phone and forgot i had a minimized YouTube window open so this really confused me

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you are so cool for getting the balance between bragging about your awesome baby and giving her privacy/keeping her safe, your family is absolutely adorable <3

w-wuh...! w-weally? thank you ;-; ! I'm trying hard not to post her like a puppy, in spite of the fact that she's the center of my world. both in a sappy wappy way and like literally. logistically.

my brag of today is that she's learned to kick a ball?????

#we didn't intentionally teach her but she can do it and she will do it on command #I'm biased but she's a smart baby #m2a #m2answers #m2art #parenthood #it was right when Jose came home from work as if she wanted to show off. we looked at each other like :0

cheeseanonioncrisps

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

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Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

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Grace: "Huh? Rocky, are you switching languages on me? I don't know any of those words! Please, I'm trying to make a good impression on your people!"

Rocky, in dawning horror, realizes he can either 1) continue speaking polite, non-swearing Eridian and have Grace not understand his warnings or 2) he can repeat his instruction in the language Grace will understand, and every Eridian in earshot will understand exactly where the alien learned his potty mouth.

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