Kobyeet the round bois

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

Reposting because of the comments

Reposting cuz I haven’t laughed this hard in a while… And its so relatable it hurts.

Every day we stray further from God’s light.

this one’s a keeper

I have queued this since June 19th

Me as a husband

I'm p good, school starts back up for me tomorrow, kinda feels weird talking to people over the internet again but other than that pretty eh

jesus

straight men deserve a noble piece prize for this

STOP SPREADING THE ORIGINAL MEME

best thing i learned today: “The Loud American” role in Japanese businesses

dream job.

How much do they pay per hour for me to sit around and every so often storm into the bosses office and call his ideas stupid as fuck?

modern day court jester

I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.

Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!

No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place

One of my Christian friends made a Facebook post about how PP gave her tons of resources when she was trying to get pregnant and people were actually genuinely shocked that they provided such resources; they had fully bought into the idea that PP is just an “abortion factory”. The misinformation that’s been spread about PP is unreal.

gosh it’s almost like Planned Parenthood will help you plan for parenthood

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

Only Bens allowed

do u remember those fuckers those…

those WEEGGh gHOGH stick fuckers

Neon Groantube Evangelion

I can literally feel the walls of reality breaking down around me the longer this video plays.

That’s what the apocalypse sounds like.

I’m not usually one to promote censorship, but whoever made that thing should be thrown in jail.

Talent shows like Britain’s got talent become much more disturbing when you realise that it’s just 4 rich people dangling money in front of poor people and telling them to dance for their entertainment.

What The Fuck