get up coward

i’m not listing all my disorders in my bio or pinned posted, clearly you’ll see there’s something wrong with me

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

girl was writing shit like ‘i can’t explain what happened to my face late last night’ while staring into THAT mirror

some one just put a cup over me and they’re looking for a paper to slide under me LOL gonna break out from this cup while they’re distracted

hmm. much to be said about the structural integrity of this cup…

fuckkkk i am being escorted off the premises in this fuckass cup with a magazine underneath me this is so embarrassing

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

it's not "codependency" god stop pathologising. i'm just making sure you'd be a good fit for being buried in my tomb with me when i die.

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

sorry to anyone who followed me for anything. you're not getting that

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

why is bja mugshot staring at me on the bottom of the screen