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oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now

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you people aren't CASTING
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There are times when I think 'yeah I have a PhD, but it's only in the study of Ancient Egypt' and then the little bitch voice who screamed at me to get up during the depression I experienced during writing it re-emerges and just sticks something like this in the forefront of my mind:
It forces me to remember that, no, it wasn't 'just about Ancient Egypt'. My ass can read that with no issue. Not many people can do that. It's a skill, and one many people with a lot less skill in it will try to square up on. It feels egotistical, but at the end of the day, no, I do know more about this than most people.
Downside of this is that as soon as you learn the sentence structure for the Egyptian language, most people's attempts at faux hieroglyphs on things become so laughably fake it's kinda painful. Also people who use hieroglyphs in usernames to mean something else. Best one I saw was a guy using the 'enemy with axe embedded in their skull' hieroglyph as 'guys getting down at the club'. I mean they were at the club, but like the receiving end.
she should be at the club
the club in question:
#Being able to read hieroglyphics is such a flex #I got a BS in history and all I got was a 60 page paper on pharma bankruptcy in the 80s so. Wish had left academia with something useful
I can flex harder? I can read Old, Middle, and Late Egyptian, which is like reading Old, Middle, and Modern English. I can also read Hieratic, which is the shorthand form of the Hieroglyphic script, and I can do that in all those three languages too. On top of that, I can read Coptic. On top of that again, I am familiar with (academic) French, German (when brain is in gear), Spanish, and Italian. I have other languages, but those are the ones I'm most competent in.
That is incredibly impressive. Good job!
where can you learn hieratic? how does it compare to the hieroglyphs? is there a one-to-one conversion between the logographs between the two?
I learned Hieratic at university as part of my MA degree. It required me knowing Old, Middle, and Late Egyptian before I even started to learn it because you have to know what it is you're looking at. I don't know of anywhere you can learn it properly outside of an academic institution.
No, it's not a one to one conversion. I said it's like shorthand, and I meant that. Each sign has its own form, but it's not necessarily anything like the sign it represents. They're quick forms of the signs, designed to be written in ink rather than carved in stone (because they really didn't write in full glyphs in ink unless they were doing something special like a Book of the Dead, and even then that's called Cursive Hieroglyphs) and often they're just lines because there's an assumption that the reader is familiar with what *should* be there.
This is the difference:
The second image here is the *original* text, whereas the first image is the transcribed version into hieroglyphs which is easier for most Egyptologists to parse than the Hieratic original.
Some signs *might* look like their hieroglyphic counterpart, but the majority of them have a different form all together, and you have to be able to parse that. For instance, you have to know what you're looking at to understand that:
is
The full section is easier, but you still have to know some things:
You've really got to know what you're looking at to understand that the edge of the cartouche, the sun symbol, and the wsr (jackal head on a stick) symbol are all rolled into that sign that looks like a 13.
It ain't easy.
It's one for one on the number of marks on the page but not for what it looks like, and it all depends on the handwriting too. Some are better at writing than others, and some had more time to write. The text above is a legal text recorded at the time the trials were happening, so it's quick and messy. Something like P.Ebers, a medical papyrus, is much neater because it was copied up cleanly.
this is such a nice breakdown, thank you for the details! also gosh that text looks so beautiful in Hieratic!
so if i understood your explanation, unlike Coptic which is alphabetic (it is based on the Greek alphabet), Hieratic is still logographic and represents each Hieroglyphic symbol as a Hieratic symbol? well aside from what i can best describe as "ligatures"?
also if it is a shorthand and based on your explanation, i presume that you cannot list an "enshrined" sequence of graphical representations of the glyphs (and their ligatures) as you could for Hieroglyphs (or Coptic), so it's closer to a writing style or variant rather than its own separate and self contained script? and i'd imagine scribes of the time who wrote in Hieratic would still be fluent in reading/writing Hieroglyphs since you apparently cannot really use Hieratic without that knowledge?
anyway, thanks again for sharing your wonderful knowledge!
Yes, Hieratic is logoconsonantal because it is quite literally a script of the same language as the ones that use Hieroglyphs. Old, Middle, and Late Egyptian are the languages, and Hieroglyphs, Hieratic, and Cursive are the scripts. As I said, there are Hieratic signs for each Hieroglyph, that is set. However, depending on who is writing and what they're writing for, some scribes may choose to shorten them further by reducing them to simple lines on the page because that's easier for them. Most often, this is done with formulaic writing (date lines, royal titles) but it can be done with common words too, because it is assumed that the reader (another scribe) would have familiarity to know what signs were shortened. Ligatures are just present because they are in all handwritten scripts.
No, it's a script not a writing style. There are graphical representations of each sign, but as I said, they're not 1:1 identical to the Hieroglyphic counterpart. The water sign 'n' đ in the Hieroglyphic script is a zig-zag line, but in Hieratic (shown in the examples above) it's a straight line, it's still the same sign, it's just not a complete match. If it was, it would defeat the purpose of the script in the first place.
Take this sign (Gardiner's sign M8) which represents a pool of lilies. It has a recognisible shape because there is a 'set' way of writing this sign in Hieratic. However, you'll notice that each example, which are all from different scribes, across different texts and time periods, are all slightly different. This is because they're all handwritten, so there will be variations.
Again, while they all clearly have 'there is a set way to depict this' some signs are consistent and others are not. It all depends on who is writing. Sometimes they're not even consistent within a text written by the same scribe and that's because handwriting is just like that.
Think of it more like typing versus handwriting. Hieroglyphs are a 'typed script' because they are quite literally carved into something. That takes precision, and thus the only variation is in art style. Hieratic is the written script, which is the same thing, just adapted for a different medium.
So I can type here 'This is a standard typed version of English'
Then:
The difference in how I write the letters is based on the style of the handwriting I'm using, not the script it comes from. The letters are set, I just write them differently, and this is how Hieratic works.
Yes, scribes would be proficient in reading the Hieroglyphic script because it is a script that writes their language. Hieroglyphs aren't the language; Old, Middle, and Late Egyptian are the languages. Hieratic and Hieroglyphs are the scripts they use to write them. Just like I can read typed and written text of English, a Scribe could read Hieratic and Hieroglyphic scripts.
#and demotic ? how does that fit into this ecosystem ?
In an attempt to keep this post from getting any longer, it's very tempting to post the wikipedia page for Demotic, which would tell you the same information, but I won't because we've come this far.
Demotic is the stage after Hieratic. I swear I explained this in an ask or a comment in the last 48hrs, but I don't remember and I'm not searching for it rn. But essentially, when they come into contact with the Greeks and others in the Mediterranean/ANE, they start adding Greek and Aramaic words to their lexicon, and adopting new grammar. Thus the Hieratic script shifts to accommodate this change, becoming Demotic, but the monumental inscriptions remain in Middle Egyptian (it's a weird quirk, but only Old and Middle Egyptian ever appear on monuments/tombs. Late Egyptian is exclusively written in Hieratic).
Initially, though, Demotic does get used on a few monuments instead of hieroglyphs, but they quickly switch it to handwritten text only. Even then, it's only used administratively. Middle Egyptian Hieroglyphs, and Late Egyptian Hieratic still get used on monuments (Hieros) and written literature (Hieratic) respectively. It's a weird time where they're essentially using three different forms of language. I can only liken it to current times by comparing it to how we use language in legal documents (usually pretty stilted and formalised (like Middle Egyptian, it's from a different time in the past), the writing in published novels (structured/more formal but much less so, just like Late Egyptian), and then how we're all speaking on a day to day basis (colloquial, informal, and how Demotic comes to be). Basically, it's reflective of the change in populace and therefore speech patterns, and how the Egyptians adapted their language as these changes occurred. Linguistically it's fascinating to watch the slow change from Late Egyptian where vowels are beginning to soften to better reflect how they're spoken (r's become l's and all that jazz) to Demotic where there are far more loan words that need to be spelt phonetically also with softened vowels, so the original Hieratic script gets frankensteined to represent these new sounds.
Demotic then supercedes Late Egyptian, which falls out of use entirely by about c.400 BCE when the Ptolemies arrive. The language gains a higher importance and begins to be used for religious texts and literature instead of Late Egyptian. This continues right through to the Roman period when it basically becomes the every day written text (more people are literate in Egypt in this period compared to any other, so it's not surprising it becomes the default). But after the death of Cleopatra, and being under full Roman rule, Greek becomes the main language (because the Romans spoke Greek and Latin) by about 200 CE. Demotic still gets used on labels after this but it's largely died out by c.450 CE. Since it is the Greek script that's most common, the Egyptian language switches from the Demotic script to the Greek script, which is how you get Coptic. Though, I should note, that its first appearance is during the Ptolemaic period when Demotic texts were transcribed into Greek lettering to make them easier to read, and has preserved some pronunciation.
Coptic is, ironically, in the same stage Middle Egyptian and Demotic were in where it now has no fluent speakers, but is still used liturgically by Coptic priests. It's the life cycle of a language.
A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.
Fourth circle needed: IT workers
You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.
i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"
"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?
Putting my neck out for you folks here
Okay Iâve gone through many of the reblogs and âprefer when clients donât talk to themâ is peak

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honestly one of my favorite things about fanfic is when you can see the canon influences come out in really subtle ways. like a canon line thats mentioned once as a throwaway is suddenly the entire premise for a fic or it influences the characterization or something. its just so cool to see how people weave their ideas around a source material, especially if its not a detail i'd thought about before
me (crazy eyes, covered in blood): I NEED to finish writing my fanfic. so I can start writing a different fanfic.
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I do not want to go home tomorrow. But i don't want to stay here with my family longer either. I just so desperatley wish it was my friend here with me. He would make everything so much better. It's cruel that i can't show him these things. That he isn't here to live this with me. I can show him the photos and chat with him online but that's not the same. It should have been us two, not this dysfunctional fuckass "family"

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When I was diagnosed at age sixteen, after having one period in the eighth grade and then never again till a medically induced one my junior year of high school - my uterine lining measured in centimeters because it was so thick, my mother turned to me in the car. She was upset. Literal tears in her eyes. And she told me her friend had PCOS, but was still able to have kids. That this was still a possibility for me if I did injections and fertility treatments, etc. My mom had never asked me if I wanted kids, she just assumed.
My first conversation about PCOS with my new endocrine/OBGYN was about weight management and how that could improve my fertility when I eventually wanted kids. It wasn't asked what my goals were for my health or if I wanted kids, just assumed.
I was a hormonal, depressed mess. I hated my body. My body dysmorphia was so bad that I cloistered myself away from so much. I wore hoodies and jeans in the 90°F, 80% humidity summers. This was considered fine. I was given metformin and birth control pills and told this was all that could be done. That PCOS wouldn't affect my life until I wanted to be pregnant. I wasn't asked if I wanted to be pregnant, just assumed.
I don't know how many PCOS groups I joined on my early 20s hoping to find community and commonality for body dysmorphia and symptom management, only to be bombarded with fertility treatments and tips and 'inspirational conception' anecdotes. They never asked if I was attempting to conceive, just assumed.
It's a problem. It's been a problem. And thank god I learned to speak up and find medical professionals that would help me with *MY* goals. I shouldn't have had to, someone should have recognized the needs of that sixteen y.o. and protected her, but I can only hope the conversation changes as awareness increases.
Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny
Peer reviewed tags wonderfully said
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HEADCANON: szerintem Magyar Péter shippeli a mikroczit:
Ugy mosolyog amikor mondja hogy "rakoczi ferenc innen ment mikes kelemennel"
He knows something about freaky ball

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My bossâs first language isnât English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us âdonât just stand around looking prettyâ, but what she actually said was âWE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXYâ.
I just learned that the Russian word for âladybugâ translates to âGodâs Little Cowâ
Itâs the same in Irish! bĂłĂn DĂ©!
in hebrew itâs âour rabbi mosesâs cowâ
Oh I love this news!!!!
Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: âWhoâs cow is this????â
It feels like some early humans were naming things and one of them ran out of ideas.
Human 1: (points at animal) Whatâs that?
Human 2: Cow.
Human 1: (points at bug) Whatâs that?
Human 2: ⊠little cow.
Human 1: But itâs so much smaller. Who would have use for such a small cow?
Human 2: (panicking but in too deep to stop now) God.
The âLadyâ in the name âladybugâ is the virgin Mary. People just cannot stop giving religious names to this bug.
The reason for this was that if you lived in an agrarian society then your survival was a throw of the dice every year, depending on the success of the crops. A failed crop year is a very hard year where deaths are expected. And if you grew a cereal like wheat, there were several things that could cause your crops to fail, but one of the big ones was if you happened to get a fuckton of aphids. You know what eats aphids? Ladybugs! If there are lots and lots of ladybugs around, there was a good chance that itâd be a good crop year! They were little crop protectors! When your family lives or dies on the success of that crop, of course theyâd be seen as a blessing and given an appropriate name!
That is such an interesting etymology!!!!
And entomology too i guess
in German theyâre MarienkĂ€fer which also pretty much means âMaryâs Beetleâ
In French itâs âGood Lordâs Beastâ
Not even a cow, itâs just a little Creature but we know for sure God loves it.
In Dutch itâs âLieveheersbeestjeâ, the Good Lordâs Little Beast
A liddol creeture
In the UK theyâre ladybirds, which I believe is the older term that ladybug took over from, but with a somewhat more fanciful suffix.