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And they’re telling the truth. They are literally soft and warm.
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When cats walk up to you all "hi can I perhaps interest you in me, kitten boy? I'm literally warm and soft"
And they’re telling the truth. They are literally soft and warm.

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LUPITA NYONG'O attending "The Odyssey" New York Premiere (July 14, 2026)
Yeah, her playing the most beautiful woman in the world tracks.
Daily affirmations:
No one will find the picture in your attic.
It's not your fault the person made of cadavers you sew together and you revived killed your family.
It's perfectly normal to enter your house climbing like a lizard.
The fact that you killed a man doesn't make you guilty, it was just your silly alter ego.
That raven who won't stop saying "nevermore" is an asshole, don't listen to it.
Your fiancé is definitely NOT hiding his mad spouse in his attic.
The big ass dog that killed members of your family isn't real, dw.
You deserve revenge for having been abused as a child, go back to moors and show them!
Go and kidnap that singer!
You can learn to live with the sound of that hideous heart, it’s fine.
listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.
This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice
A piece of advice I was given in improv, and have given myself as a teacher, is be average. (It’s actually a maxim of Keith Johnstone, one of the pioneers of improvised theatre.) New improvisors often try to do the most on stage, and it becomes exhausting for the cast and the audience alike. The idea is your average is probably going to be pretty entertaining, and then now and then (probably more often than if you were trying for it) inspiration hits and you do something really funny or moving or exciting and it stands out so much more.
I think it applies to other pursuits too. Your average is almost certainly better than you think it is. Save the exceptional for when you need it.
From the media that brought you "Millennials are killing [insert industry here]" articles for years and years and years, now we have....
"Hey, Gen Z, we're gonna relabel vacations into something else now and tell you how you really should be wary of taking vacation because it might impact your financial future."
This is a goddamn dystopia, we know this, right?
genuinely this reminds me of that one tumblr post about that cult indoctrination technique where they make unreasonable requests of you, and when you refuse, suddenly it’s YOUR fault for having a sense of self-care. it’s YOUR lack of commitment, YOUR lack of dedication — not the insane request of a company that does not actually care about you.
the idea that failure is an individual failing and not the oppressions of a broken system.
this is just flat-out manipulation. it really always has been, but this is the form it’s taking nowadays. crazy
The history of paid leave in the United States
As Frederick Douglass said: “Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will.”
JSTOR: “Striking Deaths” at their Roots: Assaying the Social Determinants of Extreme Labor-Management Violence in US Labor History—1877–1947
Wikipedia: Pinkerton Agency
8 Reasons to thank unions
Wow, I hope Jeff Bezos’ career wasn’t damaged by those mini retirements he took to get married and go into space.

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in a moment, everything can change
This image somehow travelled back in time and inspired Robert Louis Stevenson to write ‘The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde’.
Via amandapourlesintimes
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from Ask a Manager
#there are a lot of good reasons not to use child labor#but admittedly one of them is that children aren’t good at it
did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY
NEWBORN TAXIDERMY
your move, Hemingway

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has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive
times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks
Disgusted by the fact that my dad kept pronouncing wiwi as “oui oui” and spoke to the poor baby in a French accent and implied wiwi was French. Absolutely vile.
Look how sad he is
You can’t just call people French!
not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday
It is wednesday now.
For you. Some of us still have to struggle through this not Friday, not even Thursday or Wednesday, Tuesday.
For me, it’s Wednesday. For you:
This is what I would do if I was Count Binface and I actually won:
Resign from office on the grounds that I only ran for the bants, triggering a further by-election
Immediately announce my candidacy for the by-election.

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Please be critical of what videos you see now. Even cute animal ones. Does the animal move kind of weirdly? Is the fur a little too smooth looking? Do all of the non dog animals make actions eerily similar to how a dog would do a trick, because that's what AI has the most visual training on replicating? Its movements a bit too quick and perfectly timed? Watch out. They're infecting collections of animal videos everywhere.
It is legitimately sickening.
An example of what kind of a thing you need to look out for. This is not how a possum plays dead. This is how a DOG plays dead to make you laugh and get a treat. Because when you tell an AI to have it play dead its got thousands of dog trick videos to reference and very few possum ones in contrast. So its going to look like a dog. When a possum plays dead it actually looks.. yknow. Dead. It goes utterly limp and most of the time in my experience their mouth is open somewhat. They go utterly still, don't move at all. Even if you pick em up and nudge em around a bit they’ll usually be stiff as a board. There's videos you can find of people interacting with real possums when they’re playing dead and its incredibly different from the dog drop and roll we see here. It also almost immediately stops playing dead to wander away. Something a real possum most certainly wouldn't do. AI slop thrives off using these lower quality cam video styles to trick you. I've seen countless 'Security camera' footage of AI bullshit now and its got its tells but if you're not looking you can easily be deceived. Watch out. Do your part. Call it out. Make them ashamed. Pollution on the internet like this shouldnt be tolerated. Especially when its actively trying to lie to you. None of these have ever been labelled as AI because they're actively trying to sneak into your life.
Shot of my idiot being an idiot.